BengalNation1281 Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 1. The new Popeye's commercials featuring Bruce Bruce doing "comedy" about Popeye's chicken. I have never wanted to break my TV more than when these horrible, horrible commercials come on...well, maybe when the Bengals drafted Perry, but that's it.2. Two words: Darius Rucker. You all know what I'm talking about.Alright, I need additions to the list...hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 darius rucker...where do i know that name from..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 darius rucker...where do i know that name from..... Hootie and the Blowfish.He's doing the Burger King commercials.But hey, in all fairness, Brooke Burke is in it too.He shouldn't get ALL the blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalNation1281 Posted April 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 My friend told me that Darius Rucker only got $50,000 to do that commercial. I have a feeling that I would want a lot more money than that for my dignity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 darius rucker...where do i know that name from.....Hootie and the Blowfish.He's doing the Burger King commercials.But hey, in all fairness, Brooke Burke is in it too.He shouldn't get ALL the blame. If you heard his last album he did with the "Hootie and the Blowfish" band, you'd have grabbed the 50 G's and ran too! How they went from the album "Cracked Rear View" to that crap is just mind boggling! They should change their name to simply "The Blowfish." They BLOW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 i just wanna be with yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu thanks terry heh...ya just wearing that outfit is bad enough, add the terrible song and its majorly degrading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 ya, just wearing that outfit is bad enough, add the terrible song and its majorly degrading.Tell me about it!The picture/song/video is available for free download:Darius's Ditty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 On UK TV I hate car adverts! I think it's what known as "branding" where it just shows a car driving around in sh1tty senarios without saying ANYTHING AT ALL about the vehicle, performance, fuel efficiency, safety, etc etc. IF I ever had enough cash to buy a brand new motor I'd HAVE to get off my arse and tour the dealers as the freakin adverts tell me horsesh1t about the products.Also, lingerie adverts - or the lack of them, - or the lack of them featuring Not-Anothers arse....there should be more (there should be some)!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not-another Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I hate Lawyer commericals. Really, the Daryl Issac ones. He is this overweight lawyer that makes crappy commericals that look like Eli Manning designed them. Yeah, there all on FOX 56 during the morning and early afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalboomer7 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 The Quiznos commercial with those little rats singing horribly. Freaks me out everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Antonio Bengal Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Now that college bball is over, I'm so glad that I don't have to see another Coach K./American Express commercial. And all Burger King commericals are horrible, not just the one with Darius Rucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I hate Lawyer commericals. Really, the Daryl Issac ones. He is this overweight lawyer that makes crappy commericals that look like Eli Manning designed them. Yeah, there all on FOX 56 during the morning and early afternoon. You mean you don't like "the Hammer" or the "Heavy Hitter" or the "fat Basta*d" or whatever it is he calls himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan2 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I hate Lawyer commericals. Really, the Daryl Issac ones. He is this overweight lawyer that makes crappy commericals that look like Eli Manning designed them. Yeah, there all on FOX 56 during the morning and early afternoon. We have one here in western NY where they ( the lawyers ) explain that they know how important time can be when you've been injured in an accident so .... " We'll come to your hospital room " .... Thought I'd crack a rib. I was waiting for " why hell if you have a cell phone .... we'll chase you down in your ambulance".Sorry Kirk. Know your background. ...... Good lawyers are a Godsend when you need them ........ Bad ones are too, but more like in the way the plagues on Egypt were sent by God as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan2 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 ya, just wearing that outfit is bad enough, add the terrible song and its majorly degrading.Tell me about it!The picture/song/video is available for free download:Darius's Ditty I think McDonalds and Burger King are out to see who can put out the worst commercials on tv .............. so far it's a dead heat.My personal least favorite are any of the ones dealing with womens hygiene ... plumbing .... or how much happier they are now that their new pills have their std's under control. I think we ought to get equal time for jock itch .... pimply asses etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan2 Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 On UK TV I hate car adverts! I think it's what known as "branding" where it just shows a car driving around in sh1tty senarios without saying ANYTHING AT ALL about the vehicle, performance, fuel efficiency, safety, etc etc. IF I ever had enough cash to buy a brand new motor I'd HAVE to get off my arse and tour the dealers as the freakin adverts tell me horsesh1t about the products.Also, lingerie adverts - or the lack of them, - or the lack of them featuring Not-Anothers arse....there should be more (there should be some)!!!! Over here, we've got one for the Buick Lacrosse that is really exceptional. Have no idea who the young lady is that appears in the commercials, but she's like whiplash good looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Antonio Bengal Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 My personal least favorite are any of the ones dealing with womens hygiene ... plumbing .... or how much happier they are now that their new pills have their std's under control. I completely agree. I never want to see any commerical where you have someone saying "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?" Keep the tampon, douche and yeast infection commericals on Lifetime where they belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 My personal least favorite are any of the ones dealing with womens hygiene ... plumbing .... or how much happier they are now that their new pills have their std's under control.I completely agree. I never want to see any commerical where you have someone saying "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?" Keep the tampon, douche and yeast infection commericals on Lifetime where they belong. Is there some kind of award we can present to San Antonio here with for being the first forums member in Bengalszone history to use the all the above feminine hygiene related terms in a single post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan2 Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 My personal least favorite are any of the ones dealing with womens hygiene ... plumbing .... or how much happier they are now that their new pills have their std's under control.I completely agree. I never want to see any commerical where you have someone saying "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?" Keep the tampon, douche and yeast infection commericals on Lifetime where they belong. Is there some kind of award we can present to San Antonio here with for being the first forums member in Bengalszone history to use the all the above feminine hygiene related terms in a single post? Several categories complete with names and appropriately fashioned " awards " came to mind ........ But seeing as how this is a family friendly oriented site and I want to keep my warnings at zero I'll just keep them to myself. Billy ..... with your imagination, I bet you could tell me about a dozen of the ones that I thought up . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 My personal least favorite are any of the ones dealing with womens hygiene ... plumbing .... or how much happier they are now that their new pills have their std's under control.I completely agree. I never want to see any commerical where you have someone saying "Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?" Keep the tampon, douche and yeast infection commericals on Lifetime where they belong. Is there some kind of award we can present to San Antonio here with for being the first forums member in Bengalszone history to use the all the above feminine hygiene related terms in a single post? Several categories complete with names and appropriately fashioned " awards " came to mind ........ But seeing as how this is a family friendly oriented site and I want to keep my warnings at zero I'll just keep them to myself. Billy ..... with your imagination, I bet you could tell me about a dozen of the ones that I thought up . Like you said Pat, this is sort of a family site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Antonio Bengal Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Is there some kind of award we can present to San Antonio here with for being the first forums member in Bengalszone history to use the all the above feminine hygiene related terms in a single post? Is there some kind of award we can present to the television networks for constantly airing the feminine hygiene commericals so often? Those and viagra/cialas and similar commericals should banished never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 Is there some kind of award we can present to San Antonio here with for being the first forums member in Bengalszone history to use the all the above feminine hygiene related terms in a single post? The Golden Tampon Award. Which will become affectionately known as The Tammies.presenter takes a soggy parchment out of a red tube, unfurls it (using the handy "wings") ..... "and the winner is............San Antonio Bengal" Rapturous appaulse follows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 And perhaps they could be awarded periodically, like every 28 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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