joseph Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Looking over that post I noticed Jeremy Johnson appears to have a free agent year coming up. I hope he's not having a repeat of last offseason. If so he's probably dressed up in his Hamburglar outfit hiding behind a tree outside of a McDonalds somewhere...That ain't good! I hope he takes his career and diet a little more seriously this offseason, because I really think he's a solid player and a big contributor to this offense and it would be a shame to see him waste a chance at some free agent money because he can't keep his azz in check..literally. I really don't think Marv would be quite as forgiving as he was last year with Jeremy's conditioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshfan Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 hopefully another year of maturity and Marvin's disappointment in his conditioning last year will see him come into camp at the prescribed weight this year.. He is a good blocker though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 ya hes our 3rd weakness on offense after te and interior line. he did have some good blocking late in the season though. He needs to lose a tad of fat and add some muscle/strength. if he doesnt have a solid year, he can walk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Looking over that post I noticed Jeremy Johnson appears to have a free agent year coming up. I hope he's not having a repeat of last offseason. If so he's probably dressed up in his Hamburglar outfit hiding behind a tree outside of a McDonalds somewhere...That ain't good! I hope he takes his career and diet a little more seriously this offseason, because I really think he's a solid player and a big contributor to this offense and it would be a shame to see him waste a chance at some free agent money because he can't keep his azz in check..literally. I really don't think Marv would be quite as forgiving as he was last year with Jeremy's conditioning. So whats wrong with Mickey D's? That's about all that Chad eats, (There no accounting for taste is there? Even when you got crazy amounts of $$$, and live in a luxury crib and driving some dope wheels, old habits are hard to break! ) and Marvin don't seem concerned about him! They do sell salad ya' know. Not to mention DIET Coke, which reminds me...The other day I was getting in line at McDonalds to grab lunch, and unexpectedly got pulled into the gravitational field of a "full sized," "waistline challenged," or also known as a "big boned woman"! (pick your fav PC term there) She proceeds to order like 2 "Big Macs," a large order of "McNuggets," a "Big-n-Tasty" (which I found quite amusing because it matched the slogan emblazoned across the back of her XXXXXX-tra large T-shirt!) as well as 2 large orders of fries, with the obligatory cherry pie. The kid taking her order asked if she'd like a drink with that, and she said yes, also a large one. The better part of $20, so you get my driftThe cashier read back her order to her, but made the error of finishing the readback by just saying "large coke." Suddenly I felt a low, but growing vibration in the orbit I had stabilized in around her. Then with much loud indignation in her voice, she straightened the poor dude right out in front of God and everybody..."That better be a DIET Coke young man!! Like she was insulted or something!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 fat women do that all the time at fast food restaurants...i worked at wendy's when i was a teenager, i should know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Looking over that post I noticed Jeremy Johnson appears to have a free agent year coming up. I hope he's not having a repeat of last offseason. If so he's probably dressed up in his Hamburglar outfit hiding behind a tree outside of a McDonalds somewhere...That ain't good! I hope he takes his career and diet a little more seriously this offseason, because I really think he's a solid player and a big contributor to this offense and it would be a shame to see him waste a chance at some free agent money because he can't keep his azz in check..literally. I really don't think Marv would be quite as forgiving as he was last year with Jeremy's conditioning.So whats wrong with Mickey D's? That's about all that Chad eats, (There no accounting for taste is there? Even when you got crazy amounts of $$$, and live in a luxury crib and driving some dope wheels, old habits are hard to break! ) and Marvin don't seem concerned about him! They do sell salad ya' know. Not to mention DIET Coke, which reminds me...The other day I was getting in line at McDonalds to grab lunch, and unexpectedly got pulled into the gravitational field of a "full sized," "waistline challenged," or also known as a "big boned woman"! (pick your fav PC term there) She proceeds to order like 2 "Big Macs," a large order of "McNuggets," a "Big-n-Tasty" (which I found quite amusing because it matched the slogan emblazoned across the back of her XXXXXX-tra large T-shirt!) as well as 2 large orders of fries, with the obligatory cherry pie. The kid taking her order asked if she'd like a drink with that, and she said yes, also a large one. The better part of $20, so you get my driftThe cashier read back her order to her, but made the error of finishing the readback by just saying "large coke." Suddenly I felt a low, but growing vibration in the orbit I had stabilized in around her. Then with much loud indignation in her voice, she straightened the poor dude right out in front of God and everybody..."That better be a DIET Coke young man!! Like she was insulted or something!! You gotta watch out for those empty calories and excess sugar in regular Coke, ya know. Especially when you are trying to maintain that girlish figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Hang on there guys, there could be medical reasonings for her need to reduce her sugar intake. Like Diabetes, or the fact that too much sugar may crystalise in her groinal region causing her clunge to become welded tightly shut and then impervious to the entry attempts of someone like our Mr.Broome after several too many pints on the weekend (C'mon Billy, admit it, you wanted her! You had been "reading" her T-shirt after all!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Hang on there guys, there could be medical reasonings for her need to reduce her sugar intake. Like Diabetes, or the fact that too much sugar may crystalise in her groinal region causing her clunge to become welded tightly shut and then impervious to the entry attempts of someone like our Mr.Broome after several too many pints on the weekend (C'mon Billy, admit it, you wanted her! You had been "reading" her T-shirt after all!) Reading her T-shirt was the equivelent of standing at the base of a billboard, and trying to look directly up and see the whole thing without head movement. Ain't gonna happen! And about anaylizing the slogan on that shirt...I had no doubts there was truth in the advertisement of "Big". Tasty...I really think someone was streaching the truth to some degree on this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not-another Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Wow, you guys are rude......not every female is a sexy cat like me. I love mcdonalds, but im too poor to afford it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 that billboard comment was hilarious. and dont worry not another...im too broke for mcdonalds right now too. god i need to close some deals!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Wow, you guys are rude......not every female is a sexy cat like me. I love mcdonalds, but im too poor to afford it. Damn, if you can't afford McDonald's, what the hell are you eating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Wow, you guys are rude......not every female is a sexy cat like me. I love mcdonalds, but im too poor to afford it.Damn, if you can't afford McDonald's, what the hell are you eating? Top Ramen dude! Endorsed by nine out of ten "almost broke and still hungry students' in campuses nationwide! You can score 10 bags for a buck at the "Holla-Holla for a Dolla" stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not-another Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I eat alot of TV dinners, and McMoms. She is always open with a hot meal, and for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Wow, you guys are rude......not every female is a sexy cat like me. I love mcdonalds, but im too poor to afford it.Damn, if you can't afford McDonald's, what the hell are you eating? Top Ramen dude! Endorsed by nine out of ten "almost broke and still hungry students' in campuses nationwide! You can score 10 bags for a buck at the "Holla-Holla for a Dolla" stores. Youse a fool Billy.Well, I take it back, man, has it been such a long time ago (hell no) that I graduated and can't remember those good ol days? But, I think yall missed my point.McDonald's is cheap and convienant for a reason. Its for people who are busy and don't have time to prepare meals, which in today's hectic world, is probably about 90% of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 And take it easy on Jeremi.I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE, BUT I'M PUTTING IT IN CAPS SO YALL WILL NOTICE:HE IS THE EXACT SAME AGE AS I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Youse a fool Billy.So I see you've too read my post in the other forum2005 Super Bowl Matchupabout the upcoming 2005 Super Bowl game between the NFC's Arizona Cardinals going up against the AFC representative in our own Cincinnati Bengals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jditty47 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 And take it easy on Jeremi.I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE, BUT I'M PUTTING IT IN CAPS SO YALL WILL NOTICE:HE IS THE EXACT SAME AGE AS I. who cares about his age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Wow, you guys are rude......not every female is a sexy cat like me. I love mcdonalds, but im too poor to afford it. Hey Not-Another, how can you tell what clan a Scotsman is from? Put you're hand up his kilt and if you feel a quarter-pounder then he's a MacDonald! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Fat people like that really disgust me! I mean it's one thing to be fat if you have a medical condition or because of genetics..But if you're some fat sloth pounding down 20 dollars worth of McDonalds for lunch....Then you're a freagin disgrace! Get some freagin self respect and eat a salad fat azz! I have no pity for these individuals. If you're a fat azz because you gorge yourself like Jabba the Hut then don't give me you sob stories about you weight and come looking for pity...TO THE MAIN POINT THOUGH...COME ON NOW BILLY. TELL US THE TRUTH..WE WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU, I PROMISE. YOU AND JABBA THE SLUT HAD INTIMATE RELATIONS DIDN'T YA??? A SIMPLE YES OR NO WILL SUFFIECE,, BECAUSE THE LORD KNOWS I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ATE THAT BIG MAC OUTTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 YOU AND JABBA THE SLUT HAD INTIMATE RELATIONS DIDN'T YA??? A SIMPLE YES OR NO WILL SUFFIECE,, BECAUSE THE LORD KNOWS I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ATE THAT BIG MAC OUTTA Oh you know I had to tap some of that "Monumentus Blubbious Gluetius!" It was the challenge of going "Where No Man Had Gone Before!"BTW, she treated me just like she treated the first McRib sandwich she ever saw...slobber was all over everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldschooler Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 On this episode of "When bad threads get worse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joseph Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 That's some funny az s***! Good one Billy lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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