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some other guy (until recently an avowed and long-suffering Bengal fan) is selling his fanhood to the highest bidder

I bid nothing because that's what fan loyalty is worth. Besides, the rant about using any money received to buy fan gear leaves me cold. Overpriced clothing isn't mandatory. And besides, once you declare yourself a fan of any team you're likely to get plenty of hats, sweaters, and whatnots as birthday and Christmas gifts.

I wonder how much glaucoma relief Hair could buy for 19.95?

Actually, the relief I seek is largely related to a sleep disorder. In my experience nothing works better, but your mileage may vary. That said, a single Andrew Jackson will buy one legal pre-rolled jazz cigarette of premium quality.

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And besides, once you declare yourself a fan of any team you're likely to get plenty of hats, sweaters, and whatnots as birthday and Christmas gifts.

And if you don't get what you want, there are some kids in a Chinese sweat shop that would be more than happy to make you a handsewn jersey that looks dead on the real thing for next to nothing. I handed out a few of those to some very happy recipients this Holiday season.

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....and this just in from the 'be careful what you wish for' department

The guy sold his soul to...................the Steelers

for five hundred bucks


/>http://cincinnati.com/blogs/firstup/2011/01/18/bengals-fan-auctions-allegiance-to-steelers-for-510/

Front-running douchebag. Let's see how he hangs in there when times get tough in Pittsburgh, as they inevitably will. Nothing lasts forever.

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