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Throwing It All Away


HairOnFire

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C'mon, as a Bengals fan you have to appreciate the possibility for massive hilarity here. A guy with a name of "Luck" is destined to play here, right?

Actually, the one thing I really hold against Luck is that when he chose what college to go to, he chose against Notre Dame. We could be sitting here right now with college football analysts all simultaneously thinking they are so witty when they refer to the "Luck of the Irish"

His choice to go to Stanford reveals he has a terrible sense of humor, and therefore would never make it as a Bengal punchline.

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Just spitballing here...I think they'll stay put and draft AJ Green.

AJ Green was suspended 4 games his senior season. That's nothing. He's not enough of a redemption project for Mike. Can't we find someone who beat a rape charge, or someone who assaulted some cops or something?

4 games for selling a game jersey? Mike laughs in the face of such hijinks.

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