TJJackson Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 Did anyone happen to see a headline today'Brown Resigns'and get immediately overwhelmed with joy, only to be utterly crushed when you clicked on the link and learned that the Brown in question was the Prime Minister of the UK and not our own in-name-only Bengals GM?oh, I was the only one?sorry
TJJackson Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Posted May 11, 2010 Yeah, I knowbut hey, it's the offseasonso maybe one poop will cover it(knowing Hair, tho, I doubt it)
Wraith Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 because in no way is the Prime Minister of the UK more important than the owner of the Cincinnati Bengals.In other news, Jimmy Hoffa was found alive in living in Sarasota and Pete Rose did not in fact bet on baseball....moving on.
gregstephens Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 Did anyone happen to see a headline today'Brown Resigns'and get immediately overwhelmed with joy, only to be utterly crushed when you clicked on the link and learned that the Brown in question was the Prime Minister of the UK and not our own in-name-only Bengals GM?oh, I was the only one?sorryAnd where exactly is my 'Pay Instigator What He's Worth' thread? You promised me.poop
TJJackson Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Posted May 11, 2010 My takeaway from this thread is that Hair really and truly is completely full of, err, well, poop.(did I call that one or what)
TJJackson Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Posted May 11, 2010 where exactly is my 'Pay Instigator What He's Worth' thread?Well, I talked to B24 and he said if he doubled your pay, he'd have to double Skyline's pay, Billy's pay, Army's pay, etc etc.and that adds up to, well, you know, a lot.....and apparently they are unwilling to take the "BZDollars" B24 printed off on an old dot matrix printer
Walrus Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 I'm disappointed this thread was not in response to this truly news-worthy item of today...Ochocinco claims that the Bengals are bringing in JaMarcus Russell...although I suspect if it were, it would have elicited the exact same response from the exact same people.Poop, indeed.
TJJackson Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Posted May 11, 2010 Ochocinco claims that the Bengals are bringing in JaMarcus RussellFar funnier is the exact verbiage of the tweet: "I'll see you at minicamp"Chad showing up at minicamp - yeah, sure, no doubt, that'll happenI wonder what Army might say in response to Chad?
HairOnFire Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 My takeaway from this thread is that Hair really and truly is completely full of, err, well, poop. How could I still be completely full of poop after openly taking two dumps in this very thread? Actually, you should probably make that three dumps. Poop.
HairOnFire Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 Ochocinco claims that the Bengals are bringing in JaMarcus RussellFar funnier is the exact verbiage of the tweet: "I'll see you at minicamp"Chad showing up at minicamp - yeah, sure, no doubt, that'll happen My insider sources have confirmed JaMarcus is coming to Cincy. Happily, once there his duties will be limited to being the Grand Marshall of the annual Flying Pig events.
BengalPimp Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 My takeaway from this thread is that Hair really and truly is completely full of, err, well, poop.How could I still be completely full of poop after openly taking two dumps in this very thread?Actually, you should probably make that three dumps.Poop.I'm a little concerned about you Hair.....You may have Crohn's Disease like Rolando McClain....A normal person shouldn't Poop that much.
gregstephens Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 My takeaway from this thread is that Hair really and truly is completely full of, err, well, poop.How could I still be completely full of poop after openly taking two dumps in this very thread?Actually, you should probably make that three dumps.Poop.I'm a little concerned about you Hair.....You may have Crohn's Disease like Rolando McClain....A normal person shouldn't Poop that much.Shouldn't your signature here now read 'Bengal-poopin' ain't easy'?
BengalPimp Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 My takeaway from this thread is that Hair really and truly is completely full of, err, well, poop.How could I still be completely full of poop after openly taking two dumps in this very thread?Actually, you should probably make that three dumps.Poop.I'm a little concerned about you Hair.....You may have Crohn's Disease like Rolando McClain....A normal person shouldn't Poop that much.Shouldn't your signature here now read 'Bengal-poopin' ain't easy'?lol...Good One
HairOnFire Posted May 11, 2010 Report Posted May 11, 2010 I'm a little concerned about you Hair.........A normal person shouldn't Poop that much. Good or bad, there's nothing normal about me. And IMHO your concern is better directed at those who write poop inducing prose.
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