BengalszoneBilly Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Sorry Matt ... just kidding. I was flashing back to the haikus that we were doing during the Dillon soap opera ..... ended up w/ all of us doing limericks insteadYou remember those!?! That seems like eons ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 renting a room after this article, Hobson has undieing love for this guy,Icehole, you need to give the guy a chance. I bet you haven't even checked out Ben's website. It contains all his christian music, and since I know none of you will bother to check it out yourself, I'll summarize the performance of his song, "Devil Bad, Jeebus Good!" that is posted on his website. It is an ode to Kurt Warner, who as we all know belongs in the Hall of Fame, no questions asked. The song, which has a tune that is a combination of an Air Supply medley and Gregorian dirge, went like this:"Devil bad, Jeebus good!Kurt you're the little engine that could!""Can't keep him from the Hall just because he couldn't run,Jim Kelly lost 4 Super Bowls,at least Kurt won one.""OH JEEBUS!!! YOU LIFT ME UP!!!!" (Sobs for like two minutes)"Kurt, you're redeemedand here's what I mean.When you played for New Yorkyou hobbled, then fell.I felt sorry for youand your wife, that Goblin from Hell.Now Jeebus fixed your arm,and once again you can passand he somehow turned your wifeinto a completely hot piece of ass.""OHHH JEEBUS!!!" (a couple minutes of twangy guitars and other crap that hillbillies like to listen to)"Kurt, you're one of the league's biggest bible readers,and you've only doinked like a couple cheerleaders.The Hall of Fame will house your statueeven though a liquored up, one-legged granny could catch you.""OH JEEBUS!! You delivered about a thousandsin-ready cheerleaders to Kurt, and he only doinked a couple. You are the light!!" (picks up rattlesnake)"Kurt, you'll be headin' for that real hall of famewhere only one vote counts, Now let's whisper his name," (chokes back sobs as he picks up a couple more rattlesnakes)"jeebus"That about sums it up. If you go to Ben's site you can check out lots of his killer Christian rock. Or more accurately, his killer Christian Adult Contemporary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icehole3 Posted May 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 renting a room after this article, Hobson has undieing love for this guy,Icehole, you need to give the guy a chance. I bet you haven't even checked out Ben's website. It contains all his christian music, and since I know none of you will bother to check it out yourself, I'll summarize the performance of his song, "Devil Bad, Jeebus Good!" that is posted on his website. It is an ode to Kurt Warner, who as we all know belongs in the Hall of Fame, no questions asked. The song, which has a tune that is a combination of an Air Supply medley and Gregorian dirge, went like this:"Devil bad, Jeebus good!Kurt you're the little engine that could!""Can't keep him from the Hall just because he couldn't run,Jim Kelly lost 4 Super Bowls,at least Kurt won one.""OH JEEBUS!!! YOU LIFT ME UP!!!!" (Sobs for like two minutes)"Kurt, you're redeemedand here's what I mean.When you played for New Yorkyou hobbled, then fell.I felt sorry for youand your wife, that Goblin from Hell.Now Jeebus fixed your arm,and once again you can passand he somehow turned your wifeinto a completely hot piece of ass.""OHHH JEEBUS!!!" (a couple minutes of twangy guitars and other crap that hillbillies like to listen to)"Kurt, you're one of the league's biggest bible readers,and you've only doinked like a couple cheerleaders.The Hall of Fame will house your statueeven though a liquored up, one-legged granny could catch you.""OH JEEBUS!! You delivered about a thousandsin-ready cheerleaders to Kurt, and he only doinked a couple. You are the light!!" (picks up rattlesnake)"Kurt, you'll be headin' for that real hall of famewhere only one vote counts, Now let's whisper his name," (chokes back sobs as he picks up a couple more rattlesnakes)"jeebus"That about sums it up. If you go to Ben's site you can check out lots of his killer Christian rock. Or more accurately, his killer Christian Adult Contemporary.I think I'll let someone else respond to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richmond_mat Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Sorry Matt ... just kidding. I was flashing back to the haikus that we were doing during the Dillon soap opera ..... ended up w/ all of us doing limericks insteadYou remember those!?! That seems like eons ago. I remember that too. Not many regular posters are left from that long ago era. maybe a new poll is in order. Is the pitch of chad bashing any where near that of the dillon bashing? I'll leave that for another time. This thread is veering way off topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 In the attempt to get this back on topic...The real question faced today is how does Palmer go forward with this group of TE's on the roster now that his primary checkdown option has signed with Seattle? This TE group is now deeper than any in recent memory and features more than one player capable of being more than a designated blocker. So by all rights Palmer SHOULD begin using his TE's more if for no other reason than the fact their talent level has improved enough to finally deserve some attention.This statement from Hair is right on point. TJ is gone and while we have Coles, he has also proven to be a reliable #1 WR, so he probably isn't looked at the same way TJ was. This TE corps is really looking good at this point in time. You have the veteran leadership of Kelly, Utecht coming back from injury, and a rookie in Coffman that will all benefit Carson in the way TJ did. Will they get 100+ receptions ?? No, but I see them being utilized far more than they were in the past. I could be wrong, but the organization has been making moves to bring in TE's that fit the scheme better. Drafting 2 TE's in the past two years and bringing in a free agent isn't exactly ignoring the position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I think I'll let someone else respond to thisWhat's the matter, you're not down with Ben's musical stylings? Get with it Icehole. Stare into Ben's eyes for a few minutes, listen to his joyful noise, feel his faith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I think I'll let someone else respond to thisWhat's the matter, you're not down with Ben's musical stylings? Get with it Icehole. Stare into Ben's eyes for a few minutes, listen to his joyful noise, feel his faith!Don't do it man...DON'T DO IT!!I was finally getting over Kitna finally taking his "ministry" elsewhere, now this. Actually, I don't have any problem with the whole bad religious music thing. I just got scared after the second or third day in a row that the album "art" was front & center on the site. Damn glad that's over it was really creeping me out. Now, if he can only catch 45 balls this season all will be forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baraka Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I think I'll let someone else respond to thisWhat's the matter, you're not down with Ben's musical stylings? Get with it Icehole. Stare into Ben's eyes for a few minutes, listen to his joyful noise, feel his faith!Don't do it man...DON'T DO IT!!I was finally getting over Kitna finally taking his "ministry" elsewhere, now this. Actually, I don't have any problem with the whole bad religious music thing. I just got scared after the second or third day in a row that the album "art" was front & center on the site. Damn glad that's over it was really creeping me out. Now, if he can only catch 45 balls this season all will be forgiven.how could hell be any worse was a great album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I heard his next album will contain cover tracks from Slayer's "Reign in Blood". Should be interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whizzo Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I heard his next album will contain cover tracks from Slayer's "Reign in Blood". Should be interesting...mhmm, i can totally see him covering christian titles such as Angel of Death, Altar of Sacrifice, Reborn, or Jesus Saves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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