ArmyBengal Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Billy turns 51 today !!! Wait a minute... 51 ?? Is that correct ?? D*mn that seems old. Anyone else think thats old ??Sh*t dude, remind me to rush order that wheelchair !!!Seriously though, here's to hoping your 51st is your best yet and wishes go out for a VERY Happy Birthday brother !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER!!!(Sorry to yell, didn't know how good your eyes/ears still were at your age.)Seriously, have a good one, fearless leader. Thanks for your friendship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Oh yeah, don't be lighting any d*mn candles on your cake either. I don't want to read about how your house was burned to the ground !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 How the hell did I get to be 51!?! It seems like just a few short years ago I was waiting for midnight outside a bar in Leucadia California so I could go in and purchase my 1st legal beer. Now it's like the fast forward button got stuck! Four years in the Marines, two marriages, three different careers, and it all sped by like cars in a Nascar race. It's still fun though... Oh yeah...Thanks guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I feel you there Billy...I was 19 when I joined the Army and here I am going on 20 years in service, on my second marriage, and have a 2 year old.Time goes by fast, but how you spend that time makes all the difference in the world. Here's to hoping it's been time well spent brother !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyline Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one...Thanks Eric, and it's been pretty good. Went out, got a steak dinner, then picked up a DVD to watch at home. It's apparent I've lost my "Party Animal-ness". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Happy birthday you old fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Happy birthday you old fart.Thanks bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Happy birthday you old fart.Thanks bro.Is it true that once you go over 50 when you do fart, nothing but dust and dirt comes out ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgPoundDude Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Oh, HERE'S where I should have posted this...feel free to delete the one in Smack Central.Happy Birthday man.Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 Is it true that once you go over 50 when you do fart, nothing but dust and dirt comes out ?? If only that were true. Trust me, when you're that old it's not that uncommon to feel a fart oozing down your leg. Happy B-Day from one 51 to another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Wow...I'm kinda thinkin' I'm hoping for an early demise. Thanks for the impending sense of doom for the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Is it true that once you go over 50 when you do fart, nothing but dust and dirt comes out ?? If only that were true. Trust me, when you're that old it's not that uncommon to feel a fart oozing down your leg. Happy B-Day from one 51 to another. Never trust a fart! Thanks Hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Oh, HERE'S where I should have posted this...feel free to delete the one in Smack Central.Happy Birthday man.Enjoy.Holy crap! A Browns fan wishing me a HBD!?! Jinx!!! Jinx I tell you!!! Thanks DPD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlainThePain Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Damn, I completely missed this thread. Happy birthday Bill.51? Congratulations, I bet you are the creepy old guy that ogles the 19 year olds at the grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted April 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 I bet you are the creepy old guy that ogles the 19 year olds at the grocery store. At what age does that apply ?? At 39 is it creepy or still an acceptable, as well as expected, practice ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 24, 2009 Report Share Posted April 24, 2009 Damn, I completely missed this thread. Happy birthday Bill.51? Congratulations, I bet you are the creepy old guy that ogles the 19 year olds at the grocery store. Hey...if they don't want to get ogled, they should stay the hell out of my grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Damn, I completely missed this thread. Happy birthday Bill.51? Congratulations, I bet you are the creepy old guy that ogles the 19 year olds at the grocery store. Hey...if they don't want to get ogled, they should stay the hell out of my grocery store. You know...I've always had the same theory about young ladies that wear shorts with words on the butt:GIRL: Hey, you old creep! Stop staring at my butt!BILLY: Hey, you hot, young thing! Stop wearing clothes with words on your butt! I have no choice but to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semiotter Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hey dude just got in on MAY 1ST happy late birthday and 51 sounds good to me.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hey dude just got in on MAY 1ST happy late birthday and 51 sounds good to me.....lol Thanks, but you need to check in here more often bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semiotter Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 yeah ive been staying out 3 to4 weeks at a time trucking trying to make that green back. trying to get a lap top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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