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Scottishbengal

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Well, it's a little way off yet but there's now harm in being prepared and organised to make sure we hit the season running.

Now, as age is catching up on me and I've got as many white hairs as a skunks scrotum I'm not going on the field of play!

I think I can best serve the cause in other ways, therefor I offer up my services as:-

1. Water (of life) Boy - with some home distilled hooch I'm sure my aqua-vitae will put fires in the belly as well as the throat.

2. Cheerleaders' underwear washer. Well, we wouldn't want our ladies performing with filthy gussets now would we. Anyway it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.

Who's gonna fill the other positions in this dysorganisation???

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