Scottishbengal Posted March 15, 2009 Report Posted March 15, 2009 Well, it's a little way off yet but there's now harm in being prepared and organised to make sure we hit the season running. Now, as age is catching up on me and I've got as many white hairs as a skunks scrotum I'm not going on the field of play! I think I can best serve the cause in other ways, therefor I offer up my services as:-1. Water (of life) Boy - with some home distilled hooch I'm sure my aqua-vitae will put fires in the belly as well as the throat.2. Cheerleaders' underwear washer. Well, we wouldn't want our ladies performing with filthy gussets now would we. Anyway it's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it.Who's gonna fill the other positions in this dysorganisation??? Quote
jjakq27 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Posted March 16, 2009 I'll take Minister of Disinformation. Quote
HairOnFire Posted March 16, 2009 Report Posted March 16, 2009 As long as Hobson doesn't mind I think I'd like the title of....."Mike Brown's Bobo" Quote
Whur CHad At? Posted March 16, 2009 Report Posted March 16, 2009 I'll be WR's coach WCATJ can be Owner/President-Mike Brown Quote
Thurmanation Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 I'll be WR's coach WCATJ can be Owner/President-Mike BrownI call Defensive Coordinator Quote
cincy9275 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 i will be chris henry, VROOM VROOM party starter Quote
ArmyBengal Posted March 17, 2009 Report Posted March 17, 2009 I'll be the team "Designated Driver"...I could have gone with team medical advisor, but figured being the "DD" would pay more !!! Quote
Whur CHad At? Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I might have to sign up for drug tester Quote
Ox Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I'll be designated in house PA announcer. Quote
Bearcat1975 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 "Paul Brown Stadium Confiscated Contraband Supervisor" works for me... Quote
Spor_tees Posted March 18, 2009 Report Posted March 18, 2009 I'll take team doctor...I should be good at it, I did afterall have an Operation game when I was kid. That should qualify me for the position right? Quote
BengalPimp Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 I got....Team Dentist.......anybody else want a Gold Grill like Chad? Quote
HAPPYJAQ Posted March 19, 2009 Report Posted March 19, 2009 I've got dibs on the "Jerk Line" dispatcher. Quote
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