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T.O. agrees to one-year deal with Bills

Posted: News | Vic Carucci | Tags: Buffalo Bills, Terrell Owens

The Buffalo Bills and free agent wide receiver Terrell Owens have reached agreement on a one-year, $6.5 million contract. There will be a press conference at 6:15 p.m. ET at the team’s headquarters.

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They better hope TEdwards doesn't get hurt, because if RFitzpatrick has to replsce him TOwens is going to have a heart attack on the sidelines yelling at him...

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At the beginning of the season he'll claim to have turned over a new leaf. He'll act right for about a month. But as soon as he figures out that the world doesn't revolve around him (same problem in San Fran, Philly, and Dallas), he'll turn into a sullen douchebag.

My advice for Buffalo, hire Hugh "the hitman" Douglas. When TO started going off in Philly, Douglas screamed at him in the training room, accusing him of faking injury. TO didn't like it, and Douglas stepped up to the plate and punched it out with him. And at this time, Douglas wasn't even on the team. He was like half a coach. The team had him listed as an "ambassador." Mort ennobled himself by writing that the Eagles should change Douglas' title to "bad-ass-ador."

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T.O. is usually on his best behavior for the first season in a new city. I think he likes trying to prove all his doubters wrong. After that though, slowly, but surely, he returns to his old behavior. You can only pretend to be someone else for so long.

I don't expect a lot of T.O. type news... at least for the first part of the season. But if they play badly and are eliminated and he no longer has anything to play for, he'll be the best news story available - as always.

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I was reading reports that Singletary wanted him back in San Fran and the owners were like, "HELL NO !!!"

Knowing how Singletary had to handle V. Davis, you would think he would not want to put himself back in that situation.

I could see where it could be a draw for T.O. to go back to SF, but I think Singletary wasn't thinking clearly on that one.

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I wonder what Singletary would do with TO. I mean he mooned Davis. He'd probably have to whip his cock out and slap Terrell around the face with it whilst smothering himself with honey and fisting Alex Smith or something.

You certainly paint a picture... and I'm afraid reveal a little too much about your own internet porn fetishes.

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I wonder what Singletary would do with TO. I mean he mooned Davis. He'd probably have to whip his cock out and slap Terrell around the face with it whilst smothering himself with honey and fisting Alex Smith or something.

DAAMMNNN...it's just after lunchtime over here Pidge!!

(Alex Smith just renegotiated down his contract. Perhaps there was non-monetary compensation involved.)

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He'd probably have to whip his cock out and slap Terrell around the face with it whilst smothering himself with honey and fisting Alex Smith or something.

Sounds like some creepy gay porn movie. All they would need after that is to bring Jeff Garcia back in the mix and they'd be set.

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I wonder what Singletary would do with TO. I mean he mooned Davis. He'd probably have to whip his cock out and slap Terrell around the face with it whilst smothering himself with honey and fisting Alex Smith or something.

You certainly paint a picture... and I'm afraid reveal a little too much about your own internet porn fetishes.

Busted. /hangs head in shame

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That is outrageous Army. Garcia is as straight as Tom Cruise and he's a married man with a child and a magazine spread saying just that too and everything. You can't get any less gay than that. No siree. He's a bonafide poon hound no doubt. A complete nutcase cultist maybe but hey, he isn't a pillow biter.

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I wonder what Singletary would do with TO. I mean he mooned Davis. He'd probably have to whip his cock out and slap Terrell around the face with it whilst smothering himself with honey and fisting Alex Smith or something.

DAAMMNNN...it's just after lunchtime over here Pidge!!

(Alex Smith just renegotiated down his contract. Perhaps there was non-monetary compensation involved.)

Singletary doesn't care what time is is Bay. Team talks aren't shackled by man made constructs.

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I wonder what Singletary would do with TO. I mean he mooned Davis. He'd probably have to whip his cock out and slap Terrell around the face with it whilst smothering himself with honey and fisting Alex Smith or something.

DAAMMNNN...it's just after lunchtime over here Pidge!!

(Alex Smith just renegotiated down his contract. Perhaps there was non-monetary compensation involved.)

Singletary doesn't care what time is is Bay. Team talks aren't shackled by man made constructs.

Yeah, but my tuna on wheat tried to make an untimely escape from my stomach when first I peered at your utterings.

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That is outrageous Army. Garcia is as straight as Tom Cruise and he's a married man with a child and a magazine spread saying just that too and everything. You can't get any less gay than that. No siree. He's a bonafide poon hound no doubt. A complete nutcase cultist maybe but hey, he isn't a pillow biter.

I was talking about the fact that T.O. is the one who originally told everyone that Garcia was gay, but that's funny !!!

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