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"pwn" means "own".

Why?

I've always wondered this myself. My guess is that it traces back to video game nerds talking trash online and someone made a typo after a good game of halo.

Anyway... in fairness to NFL films, the video was full of memorable headlines from the season. Vince Young losing his mind, Tom Brady going down, Mike Singletary's press conference, Matt Millen being fired, Donovan McNabb being benched, the Cowboy's choking. These were all significant highlights from the last 17 weeks in the NFL.

The Bengals didn't win any meaningful games this year. Their memorable highlights were things like fights on the field, and Carson Palmer's bloody nose. Frankly I was glad to see that the broken nose didn't make the highlight reel... so no, I'm not upset with this video. It was a well earned "pwning"

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"pwn" means "own".

Why?

I've always wondered this myself. My guess is that it traces back to video game nerds talking trash online and someone made a typo after a good game of halo.

Anyway... in fairness to NFL films, the video was full of memorable headlines from the season. Vince Young losing his mind, Tom Brady going down, Mike Singletary's press conference, Matt Millen being fired, Donovan McNabb being benched, the Cowboy's choking. These were all significant highlights from the last 17 weeks in the NFL.

The Bengals didn't win any meaningful games this year. Their memorable highlights were things like fights on the field, and Carson Palmer's bloody nose. Frankly I was glad to see that the broken nose didn't make the highlight reel... so no, I'm not upset with this video. It was a well earned "pwning"

it is a combination of the abbreviation and typing error of "owned" (with the "p" right next to the "o"), thus "pwnd". I have also heard it is an abbreviated version of "power owned", or a level above owned.

The Bengals had no highlights. none.

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it is a combination of the abbreviation and typing error of "owned" (with the "p" right next to the "o"), thus "pwnd".

Crazy kids today. (mumble) Always masturbating with their thumbs. (mumble) Making up crazy words while taking pictures of their genitals with their precious cell phones. (grrr) And what's with all of the butt sex nowadays? Nobody had butt sex back in my day. Not even the gays had butt sex then. Now kids do it just to earn a certain color bracelet. (mumble) Jeepers, why can't things be the way they used to be when men wore hats, ladies knew there place in the world, and all a kid wanted for Christmas was a pony.

But I digress.

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it is a combination of the abbreviation and typing error of "owned" (with the "p" right next to the "o"), thus "pwnd".

Crazy kids today. (mumble) Always masturbating with their thumbs. (mumble) Making up crazy words while taking pictures of their genitals with their precious cell phones. (grrr) And what's with all of the butt sex nowadays? Nobody had butt sex back in my day. Not even the gays had butt sex then. Now kids do it just to earn a certain color bracelet. (mumble) Jeepers, why can't things be the way they used to be when men wore hats, ladies knew there place in the world, and all a kid wanted for Christmas was a pony.

But I digress.

What What in the butt

oh I bet you like this then.

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it is a combination of the abbreviation and typing error of "owned" (with the "p" right next to the "o"), thus "pwnd".

Crazy kids today. (mumble) Always masturbating with their thumbs. (mumble) Making up crazy words while taking pictures of their genitals with their precious cell phones. (grrr) And what's with all of the butt sex nowadays? Nobody had butt sex back in my day. Not even the gays had butt sex then. Now kids do it just to earn a certain color bracelet. (mumble) Jeepers, why can't things be the way they used to be when men wore hats, ladies knew there place in the world, and all a kid wanted for Christmas was a pony.

But I digress.

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.... :lol::lol::lol:

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it is a combination of the abbreviation and typing error of "owned" (with the "p" right next to the "o"), thus "pwnd".

Crazy kids today. (mumble) Always masturbating with their thumbs. (mumble) Making up crazy words while taking pictures of their genitals with their precious cell phones. (grrr) And what's with all of the butt sex nowadays? Nobody had butt sex back in my day. Not even the gays had butt sex then. Now kids do it just to earn a certain color bracelet. (mumble) Jeepers, why can't things be the way they used to be when men wore hats, ladies knew there place in the world, and all a kid wanted for Christmas was a pony.

But I digress.

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.... :lol::lol::lol:

That actually was pretty funny...but what is it with you and ponies lately, HOF?

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it is a combination of the abbreviation and typing error of "owned" (with the "p" right next to the "o"), thus "pwnd".

Crazy kids today. (mumble) Always masturbating with their thumbs. (mumble) Making up crazy words while taking pictures of their genitals with their precious cell phones. (grrr) And what's with all of the butt sex nowadays? Nobody had butt sex back in my day. Not even the gays had butt sex then. Now kids do it just to earn a certain color bracelet. (mumble) Jeepers, why can't things be the way they used to be when men wore hats, ladies knew there place in the world, and all a kid wanted for Christmas was a pony.

But I digress.

Nice.

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