Our New D-end

[COB]

http://www.columbusdispatch.com/live/conte...GV.html?sid=101

The above link is to today's Bengals story in the Columbus Dispatch. It contains the usual baloney about Carson waiting to see if his elbow is healing on its own before a decision is made on surgery. But near the end sits the little tidbit excerpted below. That's right fans, John Thornton is practicing at defensive end. Awesome.

Antwan Odom remains out because of a dislocated left shoulder, so the Bengals signed free-agent defensive end Josh Mallard yesterday, and defensive tackle John Thornton is practicing at end.

[Ickey44]

That's just one more position for him to suck at I guess.

[icehole3]

Thornton has to have a Paris Hilton type porn tape on Marvin, Ive never seen so much man love.

[BengalByTheBay]

so the Bengals signed free-agent defensive end Josh Mallard yesterday,

BEWARE THE MALLARD!!!

(Can I get a quack, quack?)

[Kazkal]

Not surprised they put Brob at end.

[volcom69]

UM Quack, Quack, cant wait to see him hunt and peck the QB down, go Mallard

[DesperateDerelict]

.........................defensive tackle John Thornton is practicing at end.

I'm absolutely positive that, with Jay Hayes superior coaching, John Thornton will be a sack-machine!

[Sandwedge]

What is really sad is, that Mallard has as many sacks the last 2 years are Geathers.. And a alot cheaper also...

[BengalByTheBay]

What is really sad is, that Mallard has as many sacks the last 2 years are Geathers.. And a alot cheaper also...

I would laugh if I weren't weeping. I'm going to go buy my new Mallard jersey to cheer myself up.