Chad Johnson Should Be Made Player/Coach

[membengal]

ML fired. CJ hired.

Yes, they will still suck, but they will be MUST SEE suck. It would at least be interesting. I would take interesting at this point.

Plus, what if Cj were some sort of coaching idiot savant? How much fun would that story be?

Someone, make this happen.

[Ickey44]

What an oddly interesting idea.

[membengal]

Right?

Who among us wouldn't find this absolutely compelling? The year is f**ked anyway. This team is going to lose 12+ games with ML at coach, so, how much worse could it be with CJ at the helm?

Let's find out.

[membengal]

And, as a bonus, CJ's press conferences as coach would be twelve bazillion times more interesting than ML's...

[Ickey44]

That's true. At least we'd know how Loco Cinco really feels...

Reporter: What do you attribute to today's loss?

Loco Cinco: I didn't throw ball to myself enough....

[jjakq27]

Who's Chad Johnson?

[HoosierCat]

So I guess then he'd be...Coacho Cinco?

[jjakq27]

So I guess then he'd be...Coacho Cinco?

That's a good one.

Also, since he changed his name is allowed to be referred to as CJ anymore? Does that make him COC? or C85?

[membengal]

I ignore his name change until he catches more than four passes in a game.

I again raise my call for this to happen, along with documentary cameras, as he addresses Ced Benson and Chris Henry and what he expects from them in terms of behavior.

[Riagogogoindanati]

Coacho sucko cinco en fuego