TheCinciBengal Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 ok well my friends girlfriend is not talking to him alot during school time but alot online will they brake up?? and is talking a key thing in a relationship?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 is talking a key thing in a relationship??I think so because my wife never stops. The words, "Uh-huh", "Is that right", "That's nice", and "Whatever You Say Babe" play in constant rotation in my catalog of replies. Occasionally I must deviate from these, otherwise she catches on and traps me in them.From this point on I'm in make up mode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 In my experience...talking is way over-rated.FWIW, understand this: if you come in and say something like: hey, how was your day?You just invited like, an hour of conversation. To one of your (male) friends i'ts a one-word grunt but to her...forget it.You don't really care -- she does.Just remember Billy's advice:"Uh-huh", "Is that right", "That's nice", and "Whatever You Say Babe" play in constant rotation in my catalog of replies.And your life will be so much kinder... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 I'd like to add:"Oh yeah ?", "You're kidding me ?", and my personal favorite, "That sounds great !!!"WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 I'd like to add:"Oh yeah ?", "You're kidding me ?", and my personal favorite, "That sounds great !!!"WHODEY !!!***Billy runs to grab pencil and paper...*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Now that I'm thinking about it, you can always go with:"That's so funny", "Oh absolutely", and when everything else goes wrong, "I'm sorry"WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Jesus Christ - I just can't believe you guys and how you treat/think of women.My advice is this: If she opens her mouth ..... get a run up(but make sure she's on her knee's unless you're as tall as a basketball player in stilleto's!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCinciBengal Posted January 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 ok but that doesn't answer my first question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 I believe that in a relationship your parnter/spouse should also be your best friend, so hell yeah talking is important but then you also grow into each other and there can be times when words are not needed as you understand each others moods/feelings etc.There, now thats the sober, sensitive side of me out the way - my advice would be to be there for your friends girlfriend, just incase there's a chance of a boinking when they do split up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 I think talking is very important. In fact, if my last girlfriend hadn't gotten the duct tape pulled from one side of her mouth she never would have been able to tell me how the restraints were too tight. Sometimes I miss her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreen_112 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 I believe that in a relationship your parnter/spouse should also be your best friend, so hell yeah talking is important but then you also grow into each other and there can be times when words are not needed as you understand each others moods/feelings etc.There, now thats the sober, sensitive side of me out the way - my advice would be to be there for your friends girlfriend, just incase there's a chance of a boinking when they do split up!!! I was thinking the same thing... I wish my other half learn to shut the f up at times like this chick. I've been hearing about gotdamn party invitations for a week! This is what I'm going to do... Do you like the cards? What color paper should I type the letter on? What's another word for fun? What type of stamp should I use? I DON'T GIVE A f**k. JUST SEND THE GOTDAMN INVITATIONS BIAAAATCH!!!My advice (What I did in HS)- If he wants her to talk to him, tell him to avoid/ignore her. Make her feel like he has plenty of other things to do than to worry about her. Tell him to quit putting the p***y on a pedestal. The chick won't know how to handle this, she'll beg for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan2 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 My personal favorite is " Yes Dear" ............... After hearing about 10 srtaight times, my wife gives me "THE LOOK" ... and its usually pretty quiet for a couple of hours.Another one that I like to use is ....... " Oh! Look. It's 10 o'clock and time for you to stop talking. "Usually after a couple of these, I have to Assume the Male Submission Position ( that would be hands raised at shoulder width and palms facing outward with the head slightly lowered and canted to the left to avoid eye contact and simultaneously chanting "You're right .... I'm wrong ... I'm sorry"Talking is s phase they go thru .......... ony lasts about 30 years or so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsbengalsbucks Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Try having a 5 year old daughter and a 1 year old just learning to talk to go with the never ending noise.Luckily I was able to go ice-fishing by myself last Saturday to give my nerves a rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Luckily I was able to go ice-fishing by myself last Saturday to give my nerves a rest.I truly belive that women don't realize how we men treasure silence. It offsets the loud screaming we do at the TV during football season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreen_112 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Luckily I was able to go ice-fishing by myself last Saturday to give my nerves a rest.I truly belive that women don't realize how we men treasure silence. It offsets the loud screaming we do at the TV during football season. Thats comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted January 12, 2008 Report Share Posted January 12, 2008 "Oh! Look. It's 10 o'clock and time for you to stop talking. "Now that is quite possibly one of the funniest ones I have heard !!! Thanks !!!WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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