FIRE MARVIN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[HoosierCat]

Make me the boss and I'd immediately name Paul Daugherty as Bengal GM.

Then I'd hire Chick Ludwig as head coach.

And I'd reach an agreement with the makers of Hefty trash bags to build a practice bubble over a barge floating in the middle of the Ohio river.

Yup, that's what I'd do.

After which, to your total embarassment, I guarantee the Bengals would win the Super Bowl.