PBS is Full of Sh...err...Poop!

[HoosierCat]

Bird poop, that is!

Don't forget your birdshot this Monday!

http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art...EWS01/309270023

[chrishcovga]

Cut that CRAP out !

[HairOnFire]

"In fact, pigeon poop has become such a big problem around the National Football League, he said, that officials have discussed it at league meetings and stadium management meetings."

I guess that explains why the NFL was too busy to look for further examples of cheating in all of that material the Patriots surrendered. Too busy with other more pressing matters.

Well, either that or they didn't want to find anything embarrassing and just threw the stuff away as soon as they received it.

[BengalszoneBilly]

Don't forget your birdshot this Monday!

Is this a Jeff Foxworthy joke?

[llort]

Geez I woulda thought the BenGals cheerleaders would be enough to scare those pigeons away!

[ShulaSteakhouse]

An e-mailer to Greg Doyyel at 1530 seems to have some good ideas:

Top Ten list on how to rid PBS of the pigeon infestation they are currently experiencing…….

10) Send Chris Henry up there with a gun, wearing his game jersey to do what needs to be done.

9) Have Frostee Rucker punch the female pigeons in the head

8) Have Odell Thurman lace their food supply with crystal meth

7) Like they did with Noreiga in Panama, pipe in Mike From Fairfield phone calls and scare the pigeons away

6) Have Reggie McNeal throw up on their feet

5) Dispatch the Bengals medical staff to provide the pigeons with “treatment”…..they’ll never fly again

4) Have Chuck Breshnahan instruct the pigeons how to never get within 20 yards of the people around them

3) Have Chris Henry rent a hotel room and get the younger pigeons drunk

2) Bring back Jon Kitna to explain to the pigeons that God does not want them crapping in people’s beer

And the #1 way to rid PBS of the Pigeons….

1) Have Marvin explain to the fans and media that they are incorrect; that there is actually not a pigeon problem, and that they are simply not intelligent enough to understand the situation.

[AMC]

An e-mailer to Greg Doyyel at 1530 seems to have some good ideas:

Top Ten list on how to rid PBS of the pigeon infestation they are currently experiencing…….

10) Send Chris Henry up there with a gun, wearing his game jersey to do what needs to be done.

9) Have Frostee Rucker punch the female pigeons in the head

8) Have Odell Thurman lace their food supply with crystal meth

7) Like they did with Noreiga in Panama, pipe in Mike From Fairfield phone calls and scare the pigeons away

6) Have Reggie McNeal throw up on their feet

5) Dispatch the Bengals medical staff to provide the pigeons with “treatment”…..they’ll never fly again

4) Have Chuck Breshnahan instruct the pigeons how to never get within 20 yards of the people around them

3) Have Chris Henry rent a hotel room and get the younger pigeons drunk

2) Bring back Jon Kitna to explain to the pigeons that God does not want them crapping in people’s beer

And the #1 way to rid PBS of the Pigeons….

1) Have Marvin explain to the fans and media that they are incorrect; that there is actually not a pigeon problem, and that they are simply not intelligent enough to understand the situation.

#5 is the most poignant and true.....

Funny list...

[Riagogogoindanati]

"In fact, pigeon poop has become such a big problem around the National Football League, he said, that officials have discussed it at league meetings and stadium management meetings."

I guess that explains why the NFL was too busy to look for further examples of cheating in all of that material the Patriots surrendered. Too busy with other more pressing matters.

Well, either that or they didn't want to find anything embarrassing and just threw the stuff away as soon as they received it.

HOF...it's called s**t goggles.....er, urine goggles as duus would say.

[The PatternMaster]

An e-mailer to Greg Doyyel at 1530 seems to have some good ideas:

Top Ten list on how to rid PBS of the pigeon infestation they are currently experiencing…….

10) Send Chris Henry up there with a gun, wearing his game jersey to do what needs to be done.

9) Have Frostee Rucker punch the female pigeons in the head

8) Have Odell Thurman lace their food supply with crystal meth

7) Like they did with Noreiga in Panama, pipe in Mike From Fairfield phone calls and scare the pigeons away

6) Have Reggie McNeal throw up on their feet

5) Dispatch the Bengals medical staff to provide the pigeons with “treatment”…..they’ll never fly again

4) Have Chuck Breshnahan instruct the pigeons how to never get within 20 yards of the people around them

3) Have Chris Henry rent a hotel room and get the younger pigeons drunk

2) Bring back Jon Kitna to explain to the pigeons that God does not want them crapping in people’s beer

And the #1 way to rid PBS of the Pigeons….

1) Have Marvin explain to the fans and media that they are incorrect; that there is actually not a pigeon problem, and that they are simply not intelligent enough to understand the situation.

So as a fan of the team how is it "funny" to constantly mock them every chance you get, not trying to be a jerk I really want to know.

[ShulaSteakhouse]

An e-mailer to Greg Doyyel at 1530 seems to have some good ideas:

Top Ten list on how to rid PBS of the pigeon infestation they are currently experiencing…….

10) Send Chris Henry up there with a gun, wearing his game jersey to do what needs to be done.

9) Have Frostee Rucker punch the female pigeons in the head

8) Have Odell Thurman lace their food supply with crystal meth

7) Like they did with Noreiga in Panama, pipe in Mike From Fairfield phone calls and scare the pigeons away

6) Have Reggie McNeal throw up on their feet

5) Dispatch the Bengals medical staff to provide the pigeons with “treatment”…..they’ll never fly again

4) Have Chuck Breshnahan instruct the pigeons how to never get within 20 yards of the people around them

3) Have Chris Henry rent a hotel room and get the younger pigeons drunk

2) Bring back Jon Kitna to explain to the pigeons that God does not want them crapping in people’s beer

And the #1 way to rid PBS of the Pigeons….

1) Have Marvin explain to the fans and media that they are incorrect; that there is actually not a pigeon problem, and that they are simply not intelligent enough to understand the situation.

So as a fan of the team how is it "funny" to constantly mock them every chance you get, not trying to be a jerk I really want to know.

Because being a fan doesn't mean I need to take any of this seriously (it's a game) or get my panties in a wad every time someone pokes fun at "In Marvin We Trust" and the rest of that nonsense.

I know what you're saying, just think people need to lighten up and quit taking themselves so seriously some times. It's a game, not life or death.

My day isn't ruined when they lose, and my life doesn't change when a Bengal gets arrested or Marvin gets called out by a beat writer. I laugh at it and could care less. I just want them to play well on Sundays - too often they still don't do that.

[Bobcat Bengal]

So as a fan of the team how is it "funny" to constantly mock them every chance you get, not trying to be a jerk I really want to know.

PatternMaster, I think you're a cool dude. I think some of your comments are on-point and funny, I have no problem with you.

Which is why I say to you, lighten up.

I can't front, I thought that s**t was funny.

Only a true fan would know some of that stuff anyhow.

Much in the manner of not taking yourself too seriously in life, don't take our Bengals too seriously.

Cuz I know the media and other teams' fans sure as hell aren't.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

Yeah, actually I thought it was funny as well. Only thing I didn't get (probably because I've been away so long) - who the hell is Mike from Fairfield, some criminally insane radio show caller?

[Bobcat Bengal]

yeah, besides........if you REALLY wanna get mad at some comments on the Bengals, check out www.nflthugs.com

[The PatternMaster]

So as a fan of the team how is it "funny" to constantly mock them every chance you get, not trying to be a jerk I really want to know.

PatternMaster, I think you're a cool dude. I think some of your comments are on-point and funny, I have no problem with you.

Which is why I say to you, lighten up.

I can't front, I thought that s**t was funny.

Only a true fan would know some of that stuff anyhow.

Much in the manner of not taking yourself too seriously in life, don't take our Bengals too seriously.

Cuz I know the media and other teams' fans sure as hell aren't.

laugh now cry later.....It's just getting old, how can people move on when you got other people bringing up negative events from their past. I would expect from a rival team, but not from the fans. It's like they have to put the players down to feel better about themselves or something, I don't know.

There was nothing funny about Chris Henry did in Orlando, sad yes, funny no. Same thing with Odell and the meth, not only is lame it's not true! How would you feel if people made up a rumor about you smoking crack and then joked about it for years like it really happened? Atleast the stuff about Henry is true, the stuff about Odell is hate in it's purest form.

If you don't want Henry to be apart of the team then yeah pile on, but at some point the jokes have to stop.

[ncbengal]

send Skyler Green up there so he can be sure and judge the velocity and rotation of the bullets as to be sure they dont fall in the end zone.

[DC_Bengals_Fan]

There was nothing funny about Chris Henry did in Orlando, sad yes, funny no. Same thing with Odell and the meth, not only is lame it's not true! How would you feel if people made up a rumor about you smoking crack and then joked about it for years like it really happened? Atleast the stuff about Henry is true, the stuff about Odell is hate in it's purest form.

If you don't want Henry to be apart of the team then yeah pile on, but at some point the jokes have to stop.

If you want to survive as a Bengals fan long term, you have to learn to laugh at that crap or you go insane. It's not malicious.

Oh, and the crap Henry did in Orlando is absolutely hilarious. It's like if you had a dumbass little brother who kept screwing up. Then imagine he tried to hold up a bank wearing his nametag from work. Once it all blows over, of course you give him sh*t for it. It's funny!

[kenyon1977]

An e-mailer to Greg Doyyel at 1530 seems to have some good ideas:

Top Ten list on how to rid PBS of the pigeon infestation they are currently experiencing…….

10) Send Chris Henry up there with a gun, wearing his game jersey to do what needs to be done.

9) Have Frostee Rucker punch the female pigeons in the head

8) Have Odell Thurman lace their food supply with crystal meth

7) Like they did with Noreiga in Panama, pipe in Mike From Fairfield phone calls and scare the pigeons away

6) Have Reggie McNeal throw up on their feet

5) Dispatch the Bengals medical staff to provide the pigeons with “treatment”…..they’ll never fly again

4) Have Chuck Breshnahan instruct the pigeons how to never get within 20 yards of the people around them

3) Have Chris Henry rent a hotel room and get the younger pigeons drunk

2) Bring back Jon Kitna to explain to the pigeons that God does not want them crapping in people’s beer

And the #1 way to rid PBS of the Pigeons….

1) Have Marvin explain to the fans and media that they are incorrect; that there is actually not a pigeon problem, and that they are simply not intelligent enough to understand the situation.

So as a fan of the team how is it "funny" to constantly mock them every chance you get, not trying to be a jerk I really want to know.

Because being a fan doesn't mean I need to take any of this seriously (it's a game) or get my panties in a wad every time someone pokes fun at "In Marvin We Trust" and the rest of that nonsense.

I know what you're saying, just think people need to lighten up and quit taking themselves so seriously some times. It's a game, not life or death.

My day isn't ruined when they lose, and my life doesn't change when a Bengal gets arrested or Marvin gets called out by a beat writer. I laugh at it and could care less. I just want them to play well on Sundays - too often they still don't do that.

Yeah sometimes it does get out of hand. THough I will say a loss does affect me the next day. Bums me out a little. I have been to two or three games each year for the past 8 years and yet to have seen a win. Feel like I'm jinxed. For those that are wondering yes I will be there Monday night so go ahead and bet on the damn Pats covering the spread. THough I do hope that I will finally get to see a win!!!!

[HairOnFire]

Yeah sometimes it does get out of hand. THough I will say a loss does affect me the next day. Bums me out a little.

I still haven't gotten over the left-handed pass.

[duus]

Local ESPN radio station spent a few minutes detailing this story this morning. They got a good laugh, especially by correlating the use of firearms in the Bengals stadium. Hey, unlike Urine fans, I readily enjoy the manner in which most Bengals fans have no issue discussing the bad with the good ... even when it tends to poke fun at the lighter side of things. That said, I find it more than interesting how the Pittsburgh media finds it important enough to use valuable airtime to bring up the Bengals when the only real connection right now is that they happen to be playing on national t.v. tonight. Maybe talking about this helps to heal some wounds from the Cardinals game. In then end ... it's all in good fun ... yet they dish it far better than they take it.