HoosierCat Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Too funny...first thing I thought was, wasnt that guy in the Village People?? http://deadspin.com/sports/pittsburgh-stee...name-256241.phpAbout 1/2 way down someone suggests the following:Blast ThickneckReef BlastbodyHack BlowfistButch DeadliftFlint IronstagThick McRunfastCrud BonemealPunch SideironSlab SquatthrustBig McLargehugeSlab BulkheadSplint ChesthairBuff DrinklotRoll FizzlebeefHunk SpeedchunkStump BeefknobRip StickfaceGristle McThornbodyBob JohnsonCrunch ButtsteakFridge LargemeatBulk VanderhugeDirk HardpecBuff HardbackSmoke ManmuscleHunt SpeedChunkSplint ChesthairBlast HardcheeseStump Chunkman :lmao: I'm voting for Stump Beefknob myself... Quote
bengalboomer7 Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 What's with the Bob johnson just plugged in the middleHalf of them sound like porn names. Smoke Manmuscle Quote
HoosierCat Posted April 30, 2007 Author Report Posted April 30, 2007 I vote Crud Bonemeal. How about we combine mine, yours and boomers for:Stumpsmoker Manmeal Quote
duus Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Yeah, this one is worth a lifetime of laughs. Remember ... this fanbase is the very same one that pokes fun at the Bengals and other teams because they have ... uh ... cheerleaders ... yet they become satisfied with some 'come hither'-looking steelworker guy. Steeler fans once again choose the guys over the dolls. Pissburgh ... home of the man's man. Quote
skyline Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 I must be really really tired, because I can't stop laughing right now. Quote
duus Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 I cannot get over some of these names:Slab BulkheadSplint ChesthairRoll FizzlebeefCrunch ButtsteakFridge LargemeatDirk Hardpecand Stump BeefknobAmazing. This is what a Steeler fan spends his day thinking about ... Stump Beefknob and Fridge Largemeat. Those names will be argued back-and-forth by urine-wearin', trolley-travelin' boys throughout the morning rush hour. Go figure. Quote
rishipatel Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 I don't know why I found this so funny, but I'm laughing so hard I'm actually crying...Crunch Buttsteak. Another suggestion in the thread was also pretty damn funny - Hammer the Ass Rammer. The funniest one is Bob Johnson, just cause its so random and thrown in the middle of the list.Thanks for the laugh Hoosier! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 Gristle McThornbody ?? That is just funny as hell !!!We go to the gym here ALOT and have started giving ourselves gym names... This reminds me of that. I go by Guns McNasty !!!WHODEY !!! Quote
Spor_tees Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 He almost looks like a lumberjack to me...but I dunno. How about a name like Rusty Pipes? Or Rusty Bottoms? Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 How about... Limpdick McFagboy ??WHODEY !!! Quote
WhoDeyForever Posted April 30, 2007 Report Posted April 30, 2007 I agree..Pretty stupid names for a very stupid mascot. Quote
ChadJohnson-85 Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 http://deadspin.com/sports/pittsburgh-stee...name-256241.phpAnother slightly old bit of news that I wanted to touch on was the Steelers unveiling of a brand new mascot. He's part of the Steelers 75th anniversary celebration, along with some new throwback uniforms.What they supposed to look like? Anyone know? Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 1, 2007 Author Report Posted May 1, 2007 http://deadspin.com/sports/pittsburgh-stee...name-256241.phpAnother slightly old bit of news that I wanted to touch on was the Steelers unveiling of a brand new mascot. He's part of the Steelers 75th anniversary celebration, along with some new throwback uniforms.What they supposed to look like? Anyone know?PFT had a pic a week or two back. The jersey is OK but the helmets are a solid urine yellow with the steeler logo Quote
Green 66 Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 Stump Beefknob. lets just say he enjoys the company of other men!Who wouldn't!This is way too funny our mascot was easy to name why is this soo dang hard for those in PittsburghMike GreenWaynesville Ohio Quote
duus Posted May 1, 2007 Report Posted May 1, 2007 How about Piss-n-Boots.Nice. Given the Steeler questionable steroid history, maybe he can be altered to be carrying a urinator. And maybe a sign declaring him the mascot for all of Urine Nation. Quote
kurgan74 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 how about Crash Mytricycle?Balls Notdropped?Ben Constipated? Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Posted May 8, 2007 How about Brian Jackson?http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?i...mp;lid=tab1pos2Then he can finally be a Steeler! Quote
bengal4life Posted May 8, 2007 Report Posted May 8, 2007 How about Brian Jackson?http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?i...mp;lid=tab1pos2Then he can finally be a Steeler! Is that the poser from a couple of years ago? Quote
cincy9275 Posted May 14, 2007 Report Posted May 14, 2007 i have a couple how about harry bumbanger or paul polesmoker or louis lippstoballs lmao Quote
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