HoosierCat Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 [cue deep-voiced movie preview announcer's voice] This fall, opening exclusively in the Greater Foxboro area, the definitive remake of the 1993 cult classic, "The Curse of the Bungals Tomb!"Veteran running back Corey Dillon, in a role made famous by Norman "Boomer" Esiason and since played by such luminaries as Dan "Big Daddy" Wilkinson and Takeo "TKO" Spikes, plays a heralded and allegedly skilled veteran of the Cincinnati Bengals, the league's most downtrodden club. Breaking from more than a decade of losing, Dillon is miraculously traded to the defending world champion New England Patriots!But...will "The Curse of the Bungals Tomb!" strike again? Will Pats fans be forced to cry in their beers as hopes of a winning season vanish? Can anyone save the Champs from the deadly touch of...The Bungals Curse!!! Find out this fall...in a theater near Foxboro, Mass.! [end deep-voiced movie preview announcer's voice]Filmography of "Curse of the Bungals Tomb!":1993: Curse of the Bungals Tomb. Cult classic starring Norman "Boomer" Esiason, former Super Bowl QB traded to the New York Jets. Over his three seasons, the Jets would go 17-31, without a winning season or playoff appearance.1998: Curse of the Bungals Tomb: Big Duddy. Remake of '93 cult classic stars defensive lineman Dan "Big Daddy" Wilkinson, traded to the Washington Redskins in 1998. Over his five-year career in DC, the team would go 39-41, with only a single winning season. At the end of the movie, Wilkinson is dealt a fate worse than Cincinnati: Detroit.2003: Curse of the Bungals Tomb: Technical Knockout. Takeo "TKO" Spikes stars in this remake of the 1993 film, this time as a star linebacker traded to the Buffalo Bills. However, the Curse follows inexorably, leading the team to a Bungal-esque 6-10 record depite the defense's No. 2 overall standing.2004: Curse of the Bungals Tomb: Burger Boy. Set for release in September of 2004, this latest remake stars Corey "I'd rather flip burgers" Dillon as the star Cincinnati Bengals running back traded to the defending world champion New England Patriots. Will the curse finally be broken...or will it break the New England club? Quote
Scottishbengal Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Corey wanted a trade - and got it!Be careful what you wish for.......mahahahahahahaaaaah (Vincent Price voice) Quote
jjakq27 Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Perhaps you can throw in the few of our coaches we have had (pre-ML) and expound on their successes as well...Sam at TampaDavey Shula at Dad's SteakhouseBrucie at the Jets and here and then DallasDick LeBeau with Buffalo last yearKen Anderson is now WR coach for Jacksonville Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 [cue deep-voiced movie preview announcer's voice] This fall, opening exclusively in the Greater Foxboro area, the definitive remake of the 1993 cult classic, "The Curse of the Bungals Tomb!"Veteran running back Corey Dillon, in a role made famous by Norman "Boomer" Esiason and since played by such luminaries as Dan "Big Daddy" Wilkinson and Takeo "TKO" Spikes, plays a heralded and allegedly skilled veteran of the Cincinnati Bengals, the league's most downtrodden club. Breaking from more than a decade of losing, Dillon is miraculously traded to the defending world champion New England Patriots!But...will "The Curse of the Bungals Tomb!" strike again? Will Pats fans be forced to cry in their beers as hopes of a winning season vanish? Can anyone save the Champs from the deadly touch of...The Bungals Curse!!! Find out this fall...in a theater near Foxboro, Mass.! [end deep-voiced movie preview announcer's voice]Filmography of "Curse of the Bungals Tomb!":1993: Curse of the Bungals Tomb. Cult classic starring Norman "Boomer" Esiason, former Super Bowl QB traded to the New York Jets. Over his three seasons, the Jets would go 17-31, without a winning season or playoff appearance.1998: Curse of the Bungals Tomb: Big Duddy. Remake of '93 cult classic stars defensive lineman Dan "Big Daddy" Wilkinson, traded to the Washington Redskins in 1998. Over his five-year career in DC, the team would go 39-41, with only a single winning season. At the end of the movie, Wilkinson is dealt a fate worse than Cincinnati: Detroit.2003: Curse of the Bungals Tomb: Technical Knockout. Takeo "TKO" Spikes stars in this remake of the 1993 film, this time as a star linebacker traded to the Buffalo Bills. However, the Curse follows inexorably, leading the team to a Bungal-esque 6-10 record depite the defense's No. 2 overall standing.2004: Curse of the Bungals Tomb: Burger Boy. Set for release in September of 2004, this latest remake stars Corey "I'd rather flip burgers" Dillon as the star Cincinnati Bengals running back traded to the defending world champion New England Patriots. Will the curse finally be broken...or will it break the New England club? Very imaginitive! I suspect someone's living the "Herbal Life!" Quote
kevnz Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 Now that was laugh out loud funny. Good stuff Quote
HoosierCat Posted April 20, 2004 Author Report Posted April 20, 2004 Very imaginitive! I suspect someone's living the "Herbal Life!" Nah, the stuff just puts me to sleep these days! I just have way too much time on my hands! Glad everyone enjoyed it. (And yeah, jj, gonna have to think about that coach thing...pretty scary stuff there too!) Quote
richmond_mat Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 very entertaining You might be able to add Harold Green.Take it easy on wishy wyshe. He inherited a terrible situation in tampa. It looked like he had it turning around with all the great draft picks. Then kaboom, he was replaced by dungy. Quote
Bobcat Bengal Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 This is good stuff....I say you archive it.... :player: Quote
Kirkendall Posted April 20, 2004 Report Posted April 20, 2004 First of all, the Herbal life if the best life. Secondly, this is for Joisey -- you have WAY too much time on your hands. Seriously, good stuff man, gave me a good laugh. Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 First of all, the Herbal life if the best life I'll second that!! Beat's the crap outa drinkin' 'till you're sick and hungover. Damn I miss it! Stupid random piss tests! Quote
jditty47 Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 haha @ billy Id prolly die with random piss tests. at least fired. Quote
Barbarian Posted April 21, 2004 Report Posted April 21, 2004 That was funny stuff. Shouldn't there be more???Hey what about another movie down in Carolina with Artrell Hawkins??? What do you think about that Joisey??? Quote
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