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My wife loves "House" so I see plenty of it. In fact, here's a short take on what every episode is like.

House - [Writes furiously on whiteboard] "Mr. Stereotype has got fillindablanks disease. Put 'em on 50 mil's of tetrophenolmycondramine, twice daily."

Cameron - "If you treat him with tetrophenolmycondramine you'll shut down his liver function. You'll kill him in a day or two."

House - [bounces striped ball against desk] "And if we don't kill him in a day or two he'll be dead by lunchtime. So start the treatment now while I go harrass Dr Cuddy until she gives me my parking space back."

Cameron - "House, you're nothing but a genius drug addict."

House - [Pops two vicodin] "And you're a cuddly kitten. Start the treatment."

Time passes. Treatment makes condition worse. Much worse. Finally, after making three or four failed attempts at correct diagnosis an obscure random event triggers something in House. Proper diagnosis made, patient saved, genius status restored to tortured hero figure.

Roll credits.

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Is this a "Scrubs" type show ?

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