HoosierCat Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061018/ap_on_...ootball_threatsGovernment doubts threat on NFL stadiumsBy LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press WriterWASHINGTON - A Web site is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat.The warning, posted Oct. 12, was part of an ongoing Internet conversation titled "New Attack on America Be Afraid." It mentioned NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland, where games are scheduled for this weekend.WTF? C'mon, you're gonna bomb Cleveland? Houston? OAKLAND!?!?!?No respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 PBS is invulnerable anyways. They do pat downs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted October 18, 2006 Report Share Posted October 18, 2006 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061018/ap_on_...ootball_threatsGovernment doubts threat on NFL stadiumsBy LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press WriterWASHINGTON - A Web site is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat.The warning, posted Oct. 12, was part of an ongoing Internet conversation titled "New Attack on America Be Afraid." It mentioned NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland, where games are scheduled for this weekend.WTF? C'mon, you're gonna bomb Cleveland? Houston? OAKLAND!?!?!?No respect. I think Houston, Oakland, and Cleveland were probably tacked on because the terrorists realized they're crapholes and need to be wiped out. Maybe they're not all bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMThor Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 With my extensive decontamination training as a city firefighter, if anything happens at PBS, we are truly scrizewed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted October 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 With my extensive decontamination training as a city firefighter, if anything happens at PBS, we are truly scrizewed...I wouldn't worry about it. Given the way things are going at PBS the result would probably be something like this:TERRORISTS BUNGLE STRIKE AT PBSCINCINNATI (BSN) -- A terrorist strike aimed at Paul Brown Stadium during the Cincinnati-Carolina game was averted due to injuries and bad behavior on the part of the attackers.Terrorist mastermind Abdul bin Whackjob, who was 10 for 10 on bombing attempts in 2005 -- including the famous 2003 Outhouse Bombing in Crawford, Texas that saw the destruction of the Bush Family's historical commode -- reportedly pulled a hamstring while practicing for the strike earlier in the week and was unavailable for the attack.The terrorists were also without Achmed "Superstar" Azzhole, who has spent this terrorist season in Palestine rehabbing a torn rectum. A top selection of Al-Queda in Iraq in 2004, Azzhole has struggled with injury and only been able to participate in 6 of a possible 30 terrorists attacks. He was traded to bin Whackjob's group, the Tyre Terrors, in January.The attack was further hindered by the absence of bomb expert Ibn Zaenry and Swedish neo-Nazi Olaf Thurmannson, both of whom have been suspended for violating terrorist rules. Zaenry was caught saying "thank you" while receiving change at a fast-food restaurant, while Thurmannson was banned for the season for multiple infractions of being kind to small animals.Without its best talent, the terrorist squad attacking PBS was forced to rely on new recruits and old men who proved unable to transport the heavy radiological bomb to the stadium. They were arrested by Cincinnati police after neighbors reported a group on boy and old men struggling to load a large object labeled "nukuelar bumb" into a van painted with the words "Amerika sux." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 With my extensive decontamination training as a city firefighter, if anything happens at PBS, we are truly scrizewed...I wouldn't worry about it. Given the way things are going at PBS the result would probably be something like this:TERRORISTS BUNGLE STRIKE AT PBSCINCINNATI (BSN) -- A terrorist strike aimed at Paul Brown Stadium during the Cincinnati-Carolina game was averted due to injuries and bad behavior on the part of the attackers.Terrorist mastermind Abdul bin Whackjob, who was 10 for 10 on bombing attempts in 2005 -- including the famous 2003 Outhouse Bombing in Crawford, Texas that saw the destruction of the Bush Family's historical commode -- reportedly pulled a hamstring while practicing for the strike earlier in the week and was unavailable for the attack.The terrorists were also without Achmed "Superstar" Azzhole, who has spent this terrorist season in Palestine rehabbing a torn rectum. A top selection of Al-Queda in Iraq in 2004, Azzhole has struggled with injury and only been able to participate in 6 of a possible 30 terrorists attacks. He was traded to bin Whackjob's group, the Tyre Terrors, in January.The attack was further hindered by the absence of bomb expert Ibn Zaenry and Swedish neo-Nazi Olaf Thurmannson, both of whom have been suspended for violating terrorist rules. Zaenry was caught saying "thank you" while receiving change at a fast-food restaurant, while Thurmannson was banned for the season for multiple infractions of being kind to small animals.Without its best talent, the terrorist squad attacking PBS was forced to rely on new recruits and old men who proved unable to transport the heavy radiological bomb to the stadium. They were arrested by Cincinnati police after neighbors reported a group on boy and old men struggling to load a large object labeled "nukuelar bumb" into a van painted with the words "Amerika sux." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edogger Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 I wouldn't worry about it. Given the way things are going at PBS the result would probably be something like this:TERRORISTS BUNGLE STRIKE AT PBSCINCINNATI (BSN) -- A terrorist strike aimed at Paul Brown Stadium during the Cincinnati-Carolina game was averted due to injuries and bad behavior on the part of the attackers.Terrorist mastermind Abdul bin Whackjob, who was 10 for 10 on bombing attempts in 2005 -- including the famous 2003 Outhouse Bombing in Crawford, Texas that saw the destruction of the Bush Family's historical commode -- reportedly pulled a hamstring while practicing for the strike earlier in the week and was unavailable for the attack.The terrorists were also without Achmed "Superstar" Azzhole, who has spent this terrorist season in Palestine rehabbing a torn rectum. A top selection of Al-Queda in Iraq in 2004, Azzhole has struggled with injury and only been able to participate in 6 of a possible 30 terrorists attacks. He was traded to bin Whackjob's group, the Tyre Terrors, in January.The attack was further hindered by the absence of bomb expert Ibn Zaenry and Swedish neo-Nazi Olaf Thurmannson, both of whom have been suspended for violating terrorist rules. Zaenry was caught saying "thank you" while receiving change at a fast-food restaurant, while Thurmannson was banned for the season for multiple infractions of being kind to small animals.Without its best talent, the terrorist squad attacking PBS was forced to rely on new recruits and old men who proved unable to transport the heavy radiological bomb to the stadium. They were arrested by Cincinnati police after neighbors reported a group on boy and old men struggling to load a large object labeled "nukuelar bumb" into a van painted with the words "Amerika sux." Now that is freaking funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwalling Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061018/ap_on_...ootball_threatsGovernment doubts threat on NFL stadiumsBy LARA JAKES JORDAN, Associated Press WriterWASHINGTON - A Web site is claiming that seven NFL football stadiums will be hit with radiological dirty bombs this weekend, but the government on Wednesday expressed doubts about the threat.The warning, posted Oct. 12, was part of an ongoing Internet conversation titled "New Attack on America Be Afraid." It mentioned NFL stadiums in New York, Miami, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland, where games are scheduled for this weekend.WTF? C'mon, you're gonna bomb Cleveland? Houston? OAKLAND!?!?!?No respect. The terrorists heard our defense is better than all of those teams, except Seattle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061018/ap_on_...ootball_threatsGovernment doubts threat on NFL stadiumsWTF? C'mon, you're gonna bomb Cleveland? Houston? OAKLAND!?!?!?No respect. Have you seen the raider fans? browns and texans too? they'd be doing us all a favor And besides, they know the "Spirit" of the late PAUL BROWN will strike down any bomb or missle faster than they can say "Welcome to 7-11, how can I help you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Yeah, every game this year the pat downs have been laughable. I could probably sneak a grenade through if I wanted. This kind of thing, while unlikely, is still concerning. Hope we don't get blown up Sunday, I plan on bringing a new piece of ass to the game. It would be a shame not to collect afterwards, IF YA SMELL WHAT THE OX IS COOKIN"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMThor Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 They arrested some 20 year old kid up in Milwaukee for this hoax. I guess being a Green Bay fan wasn't bad enough for him, he had to lash out at all of the NFL.He has now been charged with treason for "Messing with the NFL season". That is the official charge. I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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