aaronburr Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 3. Cincinnati, 3-0Now here's an intriguing team. They can run the ball, throw the ball, stop the run, create turnovers and make plays on special teams. They're a five-tool team. So what can't they do? Other than stay out of trouble?Anyway, if the Patriots don't have what it takes this winter for a fourth Super Bowl appearance, I'm pulling hard for Cincy to make it to Miami. And why? Because the Bengals would be out in Miami for two weeks!!!! Hide the women, hide the children, hide the Maxim models ... here come the Bengals! That would be the single greatest week in ESPN history. ESPN should station Ed Werder and Shelley Smith 24/7 outside the Miami Dade County courthouse right now just to be safe. Seriously, what would feature more arrests, Super Bowl week with the Bengals or Season 1 of "Miami Vice?" I'm 18 levels beyond giddy about this.Strength in Numbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 I saw that earlier today and laughed like h*ll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Will Rucker have to wear a jersey that says "convicted sex offender?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 Holy crap that is funny !!! Well never let it be said that the saying "there's humor in truth" wasn't true !!!WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 That's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalboomer7 Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 I love that guy. I've pimped him before, and if you can get past him writing a few too many Boston articles, the guy is my favorite sportswriter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinneymulleT Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 Will Rucker have to wear a jersey that says "convicted sex offender?"Funniest thing Ive read all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMThor Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 When we make it to Miami, I fully expect to see Marvin handcuffing Henry to his hotel door.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlainThePain Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 It's not going to be funny if it turns out to be Stanley Wilson part deux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 When we make it to Miami, I fully expect to see Marvin handcuffing Henry to his hotel door.... Good way to screw his arms overnight and make him ineffective for the game, but it'd avoid plenty of embarassment. Screw Stanley Wilson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted October 1, 2006 Report Share Posted October 1, 2006 When we make it to Miami, I fully expect to see Marvin handcuffing Henry to his hotel door.... Good way to screw his arms overnight and make him ineffective for the game, but it'd avoid plenty of embarassment. Screw Stanley Wilson.I say we get him one of those chambers some players sleep in and put a lock on it well were at it we could get a bubble for odell that with only has exercise equipment in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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