NYBengalfan Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 STEELERS-BENGALS: UN-FLIPPIN’-BELIEVABLE…..By Swissvale72 Okay….enough with the niceties…… How the f**k do we run the ball (to the tune of 170 yards), stop the run (to the tune of 87 yards)… and f**kin’ lose??? How do we sack Gaybo Carson Palmer 6 times…and f**kin’ lose?? How do we possess the ball for 34 minutes, have 27 first downs to their 15…and f**kin’ lose?? This game will haunt us all f**kin’ year….hopefully we recover….happened before:The game at Jax in ’97….40 yd. FG to win was blocked after a high snap….sent us to 1-2, haunted us all f**kin’ year….took all year to seal the division.The Ravens game in Heinz in ’01….that little f**kin’ dweeb Chris Brown missed 5 FGs in a 3-point loss……haunted us all f**kin’ year….wasn’t until a win in Baltimore in late December that we recovered. I’ve railed a good bit lately on this site, coming down on those that prioritize being right vs. SBI (Steelers Best Interests). Okay…I’m gonna sort of do the same thing…..only I’m not proud of being right…in fact, I’m ***damn sick of being right (….or “doddamn” sick….a phrase my dad used for years, so as not to take the lord’s name in vain….wasn’t until I was 30 years old that I found out that he wasn’t’ saying “***damn” all those years….”***damn beatles ruined my business”…..”***damn Bob Prince”……) on two counts: Said last week that the GOP (Gang of pu**ies), the Cincinnati Bengals could still defeat the tougher, stronger Steelers….guess what just happened….despite getting their collective asses handed to them on both sides of the line of scrimmage, the s**tty f**kin’ Bengals (….what I’ve called them for years….SFB….s**tty f**kin’ Bengals…..people who hang with me, unfamiliar with geography and American cities, think this team is from a town called s**tty f**kin’). Said during the off-season that Dicardo Colclough (…I don’t claim ownership of that name) would return punts this year for the Steelers. Disclaimer: I made this prediction prior to Draft Day….no f**kin’ way did I think that we’d draft not one, but a pair of capable punt returners, and still entrust this duty to a guy that can’t f**kin’ catch!! Not listened to Cowher, but I can just imagine the s**t he’s selling…..”Well, harrumph harrumph…..rather than entrust this duty to a rookie in such a big spot…..blah, blah, blah…..we felt more confident in a 3rd year player, blah, blah, blah…..yeah….I know he can’t f**kin’ catch……but what’s your point…..have to keep that in perspective.” What the f**k was this dips**t Coclough doing back there, a guy that makes every punt a f**kin’ adventure??? Eight f**kin’ minutes left…..D is shutting them down the whole 2nd half…..Cornhole Palmer is runnin’ for his life!! I feel about Cowher right now like I did after last year’s Jax loss….you remember, when he said he had “thought” about replacing Maddox….when the f**k were you gonna do it, Bill?? Had you thought about not letting a guy return punts that can’t f**kin’ catch??? Y’know, my bottom line for a punt returner….don’t really care if he averages zero-point-s**t a return…..as long as he catches the ***damn ball…..just catch the ***damn ball…..don’t give it up….and I’ll never criticize you!! More stuff….and usually I’m not one to second-guess playcalls gone bad….but…..we’re runnin’ the ball down their f**kin’ throats, up 7-0, first down on the 6….and we pass????? What a f**kin’ waste of a great effort in so many way. This game will haunt us…..at this point, I can only hope that we go into Cinci on New Year’s Eve, needing to win to take the division. Even today, I would like our chances in that one. Unlike last week, my friends, if ya hadn’t noticed…..I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaay upset this week. Bye week, gotta think about this bulls**t for 2 weeks…..and then, we go into San Diego.Honestly, f**k him....They have won soo many games against us like that, and afterward they would say a win is a win.....f**kin hypocrites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMThor Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 It's like reading something from someone with ADD.I love it though. I think they are collectively on the verge of eating their own young. Cannot be funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 F*ck 'em, let 'em cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duus Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I have long seen this guy as the typical Urine fan displayed in text form on the web for all to see. What a complete nut case. And he is not alone. There are a handful of writers on that site that speak for Urine Nation (hey ... just made that up ... too funny) . Anyway, these guys must live some pretty sad lives to get so worked up. They are your typical Pissburgh fan ... don't let anyone tell you differently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 How the f**k do we run the ball (to the tune of 170 yards), stop the run (to the tune of 87 yards)… and f**kin’ lose???How do we sack Gaybo Carson Palmer 6 times…and f**kin’ lose??How do we possess the ball for 34 minutes, have 27 first downs to their 15…and f**kin’ lose??Welcome to our world, Steelers fans. Can't tell you how many times during the Dark Years I wrote basically that same post. We always won on the stat sheet...just not on the scoreboard.Sucks, dont it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 The more the Steeler fans are hating life...the more I'm LOVING it! They're just pissed that even through all the pressure they put on Carson Palmer during the game, he still ended up doing well enough to beat them! All I can say to this world class whiner is: "Eat And F**ker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 For a guy who claimed to be so smart and almost always right I'm surprised the little dink couldn't figure out how the Steelers lost. Five turnovers. More? How about Big Ben's stats after the 1st TD drive? 35 attempts 15 completions 42.8% 151 yards 3 Interceptions 0 TD passes More? Cowher was outcoached. Even he admits it. Best? In two weeks the Chargers are going to beat the Steelers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisk Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Swissvale72?Here's a tip for you and your losing ways!Did you notice a trend the last 2 weeks? (and for the most part for the last several years)YOUR DIMINUTIVE CORNERS CAN'T COVER!Yes, your play-calling was suspect as even I was surprised at the situations in which Ben passed into turnovers....Thank you!But Leftwich exploited your "Fantasy Island" defenders in week 2 ("the ball! the ball!") as his TALL WR's leapt for key receptions. The Bengals did the same...(Chris Henry and Housh!) Next year, draft a couple "growing" cornerbacks.And for all the talk and whining that Joey Porter spouts, he sure disappeared in week 3. Kelly did a good job of "erasing" him. Yes, our talker - Chad - was effectively erased as well as he was double/triple teamed. But that only opened up Henry and "Housh-your-mama" for 1 on 1 coverage mismatches. The BENGALS played their worst game of the season in defeating PIT while they played their best game of the season. Refreshing to see that we could be missing no less than 6 starters and still produce the win. I read all week how the Steeler faithful were confident of a win due to the poor health of the Bengal starters. 3 and 0 can make you feel a lot better about the health of your team.Good luck holding off Cleveland for the cellar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
in9itrust Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 It's true we couldn't stop the run, but notice how all the urine fans avoided the fact that they couldn't stop us? (with the exception of a few posessions), CP had 4 touchdowns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasher Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 F*ck 'em, let 'em cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I love it.I don't remember the stealers ever apologizing for winning games with Special Teams and Turnovers,so I won't either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengalhead Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 It's like reading something from someone with ADD.I love it though. I think they are collectively on the verge of eating their own young. Cannot be funnier.I'd say the guy has Tourettes syndrome rather than ADD. Of course, when your life revolves around the success of a football team that loses, I guess we can see the result. Get help dude. Oh and by the way, I agree that it serves him/them right. I have NO SYMPATHY for any fan that is upset about their team losing because NO ONE and I mean NO ONE has suffered as much as us faithful Bengals fans. Now it is our turn!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalskyspy Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 I have to admit that I take great pleasure in beating the as#es off blowhard teams and leaving them in flames. Same thing happened to Chicago and Minnesota last year. Their fans just can't accept that the Bengals are no longer a team that you can circle on your schedule for a win. It just blows their very little minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Thug Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 STEELERS-BENGALS: UN-FLIPPIN’-BELIEVABLE…..By Swissvale72 Squealers Record 1-6, Bengals 7-0 so far Okay….enough with the niceties…… How the f**k do we run the ball (to the tune of 170 yards), stop the run (to the tune of 87 yards)… and f**kin’ lose??? How do we sack Gaybo Carson Palmer 6 times…and f**kin’ lose?? How do we possess the ball for 34 minutes, have 27 first downs to their 15…and f**kin’ lose?? This game will haunt us all f**kin’ year….hopefully we recover….happened before:The game at Jax in ’97….40 yd. FG to win was blocked after a high snap….sent us to 1-2, haunted us all f**kin’ year….took all year to seal the division.The Ravens game in Heinz in ’01….that little f**kin’ dweeb Chris Brown missed 5 FGs in a 3-point loss……haunted us all f**kin’ year….wasn’t until a win in Baltimore in late December that we recovered. I’ve railed a good bit lately on this site, coming down on those that prioritize being right vs. SBI (Steelers Best Interests). Okay…I’m gonna sort of do the same thing…..only I’m not proud of being right…in fact, I’m ***damn sick of being right (….or “doddamn” sick….a phrase my dad used for years, so as not to take the lord’s name in vain….wasn’t until I was 30 years old that I found out that he wasn’t’ saying “***damn” all those years….”***damn beatles ruined my business”…..”***damn Bob Prince”……) on two counts: Said last week that the GOP (Gang of pu**ies), the Cincinnati Bengals could still defeat the tougher, stronger Steelers….guess what just happened….despite getting their collective asses handed to them on both sides of the line of scrimmage, the s**tty f**kin’ Bengals (….what I’ve called them for years….SFB….s**tty f**kin’ Bengals…..people who hang with me, unfamiliar with geography and American cities, think this team is from a town called s**tty f**kin’). Said during the off-season that Dicardo Colclough (…I don’t claim ownership of that name) would return punts this year for the Steelers. Disclaimer: I made this prediction prior to Draft Day….no f**kin’ way did I think that we’d draft not one, but a pair of capable punt returners, and still entrust this duty to a guy that can’t f**kin’ catch!! Not listened to Cowher, but I can just imagine the s**t he’s selling…..”Well, harrumph harrumph…..rather than entrust this duty to a rookie in such a big spot…..blah, blah, blah…..we felt more confident in a 3rd year player, blah, blah, blah…..yeah….I know he can’t f**kin’ catch……but what’s your point…..have to keep that in perspective.” What the f**k was this dips**t Coclough doing back there, a guy that makes every punt a f**kin’ adventure??? Eight f**kin’ minutes left…..D is shutting them down the whole 2nd half…..Cornhole Palmer is runnin’ for his life!! I feel about Cowher right now like I did after last year’s Jax loss….you remember, when he said he had “thought” about replacing Maddox….when the f**k were you gonna do it, Bill?? Had you thought about not letting a guy return punts that can’t f**kin’ catch??? Y’know, my bottom line for a punt returner….don’t really care if he averages zero-point-s**t a return…..as long as he catches the ***damn ball…..just catch the ***damn ball…..don’t give it up….and I’ll never criticize you!! More stuff….and usually I’m not one to second-guess playcalls gone bad….but…..we’re runnin’ the ball down their f**kin’ throats, up 7-0, first down on the 6….and we pass????? What a f**kin’ waste of a great effort in so many way. This game will haunt us…..at this point, I can only hope that we go into Cinci on New Year’s Eve, needing to win to take the division. Even today, I would like our chances in that one. Unlike last week, my friends, if ya hadn’t noticed…..I’m waaaaaaaaaaaaay upset this week. Bye week, gotta think about this bulls**t for 2 weeks…..and then, we go into San Diego.Honestly, f**k him....They have won soo many games against us like that, and afterward they would say a win is a win.....f**kin hypocrites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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