aaronburr Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 Lions asst. arrested for driving nude These were two different incidents, but alcohol was involved in both.I suppose they could say there's little chance of getting the Steve Foley treatment when you're not capable of concealing a weapon. But still, this is making Chris Henry look good.My favorite part (besides the obvious):Cullen was fired from the University of Mississippi in 2005 after an alcohol-related arrest at a restaurant.Mississippi Athletic Director Pete Boone told the Detroit Free Press on Wednesday that no one from the Lions contacted him for a reference.Apparently the Bengals aren't the only team that doesn't know how to use Google. Quote
HoosierCat Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 That's a wierd one all right. Quote
GapControl Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 the NFL is great for action and the occasional ripley-believe-it-or-not! Quote
bengalboomer7 Posted September 7, 2006 Report Posted September 7, 2006 I'd like to know how these people get so high on the football food chain. You can't get a min. wage job @ a gas station without a background check these days, but an NFL coach making $100,000+ can slide this right past his employer. I brought this up one time as a joke, but I think govt., and companies really need a VP of common sense. Usually when I'm drunk, I wait till I get the girl home before I take off my pants Quote
HoosierCat Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5941726According to a report in the Detroit Free Press, a Wendy's drive-thru worker called police after Cullen allegedly pulled his SUV to the window and picked up an order while naked."The suspect did nothing obscene, other than being naked at the drive-thru," the worker told Dearborn officers after the late-night incident on Aug. 24, according to the Free Press.The drive-thru worker recalled to the Free Press that Cullen's order as a single combo: burger, fries and a drink. :lmao: Anyone else just have an Old School flashback? Honey, you think KFC's still open? Quote
Edogger Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Matt Millen really knows how to pick them, doesn't he? Man, this definitely ranks up there! I just want to know why on earth would you be in a car drving stark naked??? Actually....no I don't!But at least he picked the right choice and went through the drive thru instead of dining in! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted September 8, 2006 Report Posted September 8, 2006 Driving naked ?? Was that his version of extreme sports or something ?? WTF ??? WHODEY !!! Quote
BlainThePain Posted September 9, 2006 Report Posted September 9, 2006 Driving naked through a drive-thru sounds like something they would try on Jackass. Quote
rwalling Posted September 15, 2006 Report Posted September 15, 2006 Driving naked through a drive-thru sounds like something they would try on Jackass.All I can picture is a DLine coach the size of Tim Krumrie or Jay Hayes at the drive thru nude...Ugh.Happy thoughts.Where's that canadian bikini picture!?! Quote
HoosierCat Posted October 10, 2006 Report Posted October 10, 2006 I dunno if the Lions are hiring, but if so here's a candidate...http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art...EWS01/610100365 Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted October 11, 2006 Report Posted October 11, 2006 I dunno if the Lions are hiring, but if so here's a candidate...http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/art...EWS01/610100365Oh man, that's CRAZY! All we need now is a nude judge and a public defender, and we're ready for the next reality show..."Naked Justice!" Quote
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