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Just wait until you're older than almost all of the players on the field -- or when you hear that an athlete your age or younger is old and broken-down. That's what makes you want to cry.

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Just wait until you're older than almost all of the players on the field -- or when you hear that an athlete your age or younger is old and broken-down. That's what makes you want to cry.

Yup. :cheers:

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http://www.bengals.com/team/player.asp?player_id=95

Johnathan Joesph was born 11 days after i was.

God I feel worthless.

time to go. :cheers:

Anyone remember there 1st "I'm older then then a guy we drafted draft"?

Wait until you're my age and you need the Sean Landetas and John Francos of the world to stay around so at elast one player is OLDER than you. :cry:

Even worse, the new coaches are players you grew up with or are younger than you. :sadwalk::eek::weep::gramps:

Dang, I'm old.

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Just wait until you're older than almost all of the players on the field -- or when you hear that an athlete your age or younger is old and broken-down. That's what makes you want to cry.

Can't quite remember. Probably about 7 years ago. 2001 was probably the first time of them *all* of them were younger than me.

Actually, I like getting older. I'm in better shape near 30 than I was at 20, so I compare a whole lot better athletically to my buddies now than I did in high school.

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Phooey, Im 37 and my eyes are going, my hearing is going, High Blood Pressure, High Cholesterol and numerious other getting older dieeases. And the worst part is it only gets worse till death! :blink:

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hasnt happened to me in football yet but im a magic fan and i remember when they drafted Dwight Howard and i found out that he was a few months younger than me, definitly depressing, lol

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Phooey, Im 37 and my eyes are going, my hearing is going, High Blood Pressure, High Cholesterol and numerious other getting older dieeases. And the worst part is it only gets worse till death! :blink:

I'm with you bro.

Heaven help us when our Chad starts going.

:cry::sperm::boff::jawdrop:

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Just wait until you're older than almost all of the players on the field -- or when you hear that an athlete your age or younger is old and broken-down. That's what makes you want to cry.

Still nowhere near as bad as being older than nearly all the coaches and executives in the league and approximately the same age as half the owners!

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Okay --kids. :angry:

I remember when our practice squad RB's (Quincy) father (Otis Wilson) came out in the draft -- now thats old. :D

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Okay --kids. :angry:

I remember when our practice squad RB's (Quincy) father (Otis Wilson) came out in the draft -- now thats old. :D

B) Do you remember the contest to name the new football team that MB was bringing to town ????? How about the Cincinnati Royals ??????? or when the Big O ( the other one ) played for the Bearcats ??????

Everybody that's of legal age ............ have a cold one. :cheers::cheers:

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http://www.bengals.com/team/player.asp?player_id=95Johnathan Joesph was born 11 days after i was. God I feel worthless. time to go. :cheers:

Anyone remember their 1st "I'm older then then a guy we drafted draft"?

Not anymore it was so long ago. In fact I can barely find reference to it in the public librarys ancient history books!

And you're right...you're old and absolutely worthless to society now. You can officially start screaming at neighborhood kids to stay off your lawn, and make 'em turn that damn noise down! Take your teeth out and throw them at 'em if you want! I know that's not too fun, but here's the upside. You can start taking dumps in you pants again, just like you did as a baby! Go ahead! People expect you to do it at your advanced age, so make sure you torpedo your shorts before you wheel yourself to the big check out counter in the sky.

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