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Round 7: (#1) DB Ethan Kilmer


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Monumentally poor draft by the Bengals.

Staggeringly bad.

Maybe Dave Schula was off for the weekend from his steakhouse gig and they let him run the draft for old times sake

:lol: I wish we could have drafts every weekend just so i could read more of your angry posts. I seriously havent laughed this hard in a long time, thank you man.

A friend of mine whos over right now is wondering whats wrong with me because im just laughing uncontrolably.

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Well since college FAs are free to sign anywhere they want, the safeties and TEs will prolly flock to us (ala Ben Wilkerson). The 7th round picks are just to secure guys we are interested in but might not come to us in any other situation.

So basically don't be surprised when Addae, Slay, Day, and Wallace get signed by us pretty soon.

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And a few picks later......Dee Webb and Stanley McClover.

But all's good. We got ourselves a genuine Olympian WR -- Mr. Bennie Breezeway, able to leap tall blades of grass in single bounds, run 5 miles faster than a Metro Bus and catch the ball like an antelope. :lol:

Woah TJ, did you see that! That should perk you up!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Maybe we can petition the commissioner to allow us to put hurdles on the field that each of the WRs have to jump over when going out for passes.

Yeah, then this pick would make more sense

Yeah

Are we putting on football games this upcoming year or track and field meets? Heck, let's draft lance Armstrong and those two chicks who play volleyball too

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Well since college FAs are free to sign anywhere they want, the safeties and TEs will prolly flock to us (ala Ben Wilkerson). The 7th round picks are just to secure guys we are interested in but might not come to us in any other situation.

That's a good point. But these guys seem pretty far off the radar...I don't see them having a lot of options. I'm sure they would've signed without much convincing.

Are we putting on football games this upcoming year or track and field meets? Heck, let's draft lance Armstrong and those two chicks who play volleyball too

Speed plays no role in being a successful WR. Just like size is overrated when picked a lineman.

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Heck, Andrew Whitworth was a champion junior tennis player, Reggie McNeal is some kind of magician athlete, Bennie Breezeway is a genuine Olympian, Frostee Rucker has the name Frostee, Domata Peko has hair down to his a$$ and Ethan Kilmer is a beast of the special teams variety.

Maybe this wasn't a draft...it could be a circus side show. :lol: Imagine the possibilities for generating more revenue at PBS.....The Marvin & Brown Family Circus....Come one, come all. :lmao:

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We got ourselves a genuine Olympian WR -- Mr. Bennie Breezeway, able to leap tall blades of grass in single bounds, run 5 miles faster than a Metro Bus and catch the ball like an antelope. :lol:

OK, I admit it, that made me laugh like a braying donkey! :lol:

Fuggit, it's the seventh, noone matters.

(D*mit TJ, cut it out! OW! OW! OW! What? Who? Max Montoya? Oh crap...[insert crunching sounds here...] :lol: )

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Well since college FAs are free to sign anywhere they want, the safeties and TEs will prolly flock to us (ala Ben Wilkerson). The 7th round picks are just to secure guys we are interested in but might not come to us in any other situation.

That's a good point. But these guys seem pretty far off the radar...I don't see them having a lot of options. I'm sure they would've signed without much convincing.

Are we putting on football games this upcoming year or track and field meets? Heck, let's draft lance Armstrong and those two chicks who play volleyball too

Speed plays no role in being a successful WR. Just like size is overrated when picked a lineman.

doesn't hurt to be fast when yer good WR though or big with long arms for linemen but still be good without

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Speed plays no role in being a successful WR. Just like size is overrated when picked a lineman.

Wow

I'm speechless.

So you're OK with a WR who runs a 5.4 40 and an OL who weights 198?

Stunning.

I don't think your opinion is widely held, but hey, you're welcome to it

*laff*

Um....it's called sarcasm. You implied that a track star has as much business being drafted as Lance Armstrong or Gabrielle Reece. I disagree. Is that clear enough for you?

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