DesperateDerelict Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Brushback Mock Draft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengalbob Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 I love the analysis under the Steeler's pick:"The Steelers may be looking to replace Antwaan Randle El here, but they’ll be hard pressed to find someone as overrated. Redskins, for $11.5 million up front, you get about 2 or 3 big plays a year and a whole lot of running around in circles. Amazing that such a cost-conscious team would make such a move." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Kiwi to the Broncos - Oh what's the point of drafting anybody? The ***damn polar ice cap is melting and we’re all going to be living in Waterworld pretty soon and no draft pick is going to change any of that. Here. Here’s a defender. Now go repent. My 2nd favorite had the Ravens selecting a smart player so they can try him out as a head coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 The writer seemed to make an effort to make every caption for AFC North teams funnier. Great article. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDerelict Posted April 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 My 3 Favorites:#9 DETROIT: The Lions have a lot of holes that need to be filled here. Safety Michael Huff would be the safe choice. Actually the safe choice would be packing up the team, driving it to the east coast and dumping the whole thing in the Atlantic ocean. Then again, there’s a chance someone could still find it. #10 ARIZONA: The Cardinals had a passable defense last season, if you define passable as “able to pass on them.” They’ll draft someone on offense anyway, because Denny Green doesn’t want to win. He wants to score a lot of points. #15 ATLANTA: Right now the Falcons need some safety help, and somebody like Tye Hill would fit the bill. Hill is a cornerback, but I think he can learn to walk 20 yards to his right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ29 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 My Favorites'AintsWith the 2nd pick in the draft and Matt Leinart available, it might be time for the Saints to part ways with Drew Brees. I hear San Diego may be looking for a backup quarterback.RamsThe ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid.EaglesThe Eagles should grab a linebacker, like what’s his face from Ohio State. The Hawk guy. He would be perfect for Andy Reid’s system of signing people to long term deals and then releasing them as soon as they reach all-pro status.ChiefsThe Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.And my favorite....DenverThe Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 crack they smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schweinhart Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 The pile of goo that is J.P. Losman's brain....Interesting he has the Bills taking Winston Justice and not Haloti "The Space Man" Ngata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 I don't think any of the actual pick projections are serious. I mean, I've never even heard of the guy he gave to Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalboomer7 Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 I don't think any of the actual pick projections are serious. I mean, I've never even heard of the guy he gave to Cleveland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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