Kimo Von KneeCapper

[Whur CHad At?]

Jets | Team lands von Oelhoffen

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:18:20 -0800

ESPN.com's John Clayton reports the New York Jets have agreed to terms with free agent DE Kimo von Oelhoffen (Steelers) on a 3-year, $9.2 million deal including a $3.2 million signing bonus.

[Stripes]

Good. I was annoyed at the thought of dealing with him and the media when we play Pittsburgh next season.

[BengalsDieHard1]

Isn't Tonya Harding from NY?

[ArmyBengal]

Steelers were scared about the repercusions and got rid of his monkeyass !!!

WHODEY !!!

[HoosierCat]

I now officially hate the Jets.

[Kazkal]

when do we play the jets again? 2007 ? 2008? carson should sit that game @ let 3rd stringer play

[benglsdrumr]

I now officially hate the Jets.

ditto. now my brother isn't gonna hear the end of it from me..

[jjakq27]

Local radio station, 94.9 WMOJ (mojo) has this billboard on I-75. I think it is pretty funny. I guess they will have to update the uniform colors.

(Just wait a few seconds and the clip will change....you'll see)

[ArmyBengal]

when do we play the jets again? 2007 ? 2008? carson should sit that game @ let 3rd stringer play

We play the Jets at home in 2007.

WHODEY !!!

[Stripes]

when do we play the jets again? 2007 ? 2008? carson should sit that game @ let 3rd stringer play

We play the Jets at home in 2007.

WHODEY !!!

We gotta let Carson in there! He can avenge his first career loss AND the kneecapping all at once.

[turningpoint]

Retaining him became an even bigger priority Tuesday when the Steelers lost 12-year veteran end Kimo von Oelhoffen to the New York Jets as a free agent. Keisel will now step into the starting job at right end for the Super Bowl champions, filling the void created by von Oelhoffen's departure.

[ArmyBengal]

Jets at home in 2007...

WHODEY !!!

[NYBengalfan]

i dont want a cheap shot bastard reppin NY.......get the f**k outta here, I dont want him within 10,000 miles of me.

[comtags]

i dont want a cheap shot bastard reppin NY.......get the f**k outta here, I dont want him within 10,000 miles of me.

Laughing out loud.

While there is a slew of cheap shart artists that claim New York as home, let me just mention one of Pittsburgh's favorites -- Adam F. Graves.

The enterprising fellow looked like he was trying to chop down a tree when he slashed Mario Lemieux's hand in a 1992 playoff game.

Of course, that was a long time ago and there were some major differences between that cheap shot and Kimo's "cheap shot."

1. Mario Lemieux played with a broken hand (thanks Adam) and won the Conn Smythe on the way to winning the Stanley Cup.

2. Adam Graves was assessed a double minor penalty and was suspended. Kimo wasn't even flagged.

Hate to break it to you, but New York was founded by cheap shot artists (You know, the whole $40 worth of shiny beads/small pox blankets thing). This is something you'll need to get over.