As we head into the holiday season, I would like to wish everyone on this board Happy Holidays, and to the players, coaches and front office of the Cincinnati Bengals, a very Merry Go Fuck Yourselves.
“I hope you appreciate that I told Zac to let them score on the final drive so your two misses wouldn’t matter. Now, I had to drive the Lumina through some dirty water earlier this week and it got under the rear bumper. Pity that. Here’s a toothbrush, hope you can clean that out for me. Spit spot and all that, chum!” (Mike turns and zips away on his cart while whistling “Spoonful of Sugar” from Mary Poppins.)