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'Here Lies Ryan Fitzpatrick' Part Two


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Here lies Ryan Fitzpatrick

He of Harvard, so no hick

Pressed into duty against the Jets

He quickly and shrewdly narrowed his fret

and looked at his line and said I will not tell a lie

To live through this game I must run for my life or I die

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Here lies Ryan Fitzpatrick, he was a fine young man.

Twas very sad the way which his end began

Palmer got hurt because of a lack of blocking

And thus Ryan's oppurtunity came knocking

Little did he know the Reaper would blitz

The offensive line would do nothing for Fitz

They snapped the ball and all ended up on their asses

Now Ryan Fitzpatrick will throw no more passes

The Jurassic Line is extinct you see

Death came swooping in with a banshee

Too bad, so sad, Fitzpatrick's no more

He's now just a part of Bengal folklore

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