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Weeks 2 - 6

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Week 2 is In the book:

- The stat boys took 5 yards passing from Carson Palmer in week 1 - SouthPaws went from winning over GoodSandGuy by 0.12 to LOSING by 0.08 - UNREAL

- BLOWOUT CITY: Average margin of victory this week - 48 points

- Hey SPORRANS, WEAPONIZED, PA, & BILLY - Lasy year's champ started 0-2

- Most points in a loss: 123 for the purse snatcher (Sporran)

- 1st 40 point game - Brandon Marshall

- 3 of top 4 and 4 of top 6 scorers are WR - Marshall, Boldin, (Westbrook), Moss, (Cutler), CalJohnson

- Week 3 Game of the week: Bengals44 (2-0) vs. GoodSandGuy (2-0)

- SomeOne Must win Dept: Billy (0-2) vs PA (0-2)

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- Hey SPORRANS, WEAPONIZED, PA, & BILLY - Lasy year's champ started 0-2

I doubt he lost their best QB as I did with Brady! :(

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That stat correction was such bulls**t.

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That stat correction was such bulls**t.

You got hosed there bro.

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That stat correction was such bulls**t.

I don't even know why they did that - what play was it???

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- Most points in a loss: 123 for the purse snatcher (Sporran)

Allah was against me! :angry:

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Week 3 is finis -

-- Two undefeated teams left (DD & D'Animal)

-- Most points scored in a single game - 275 (DD & E-nnilator)

-- 1st wins: Weaponized & Billy

-- 1st Losses: Northsiders & 44

-- WEEK 4 BYES: Detroit, Indianapolis, Miami, New England, NY Giants, Seattle

-- DOUBLEHEADER - DD & Ox (Southpa) play each other in BOTH leagues this week - weird!!!

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I thought id let you guys know because i keep forgetting to tell you but i moved recently in august, and didn't have internet hooked up untill about 2 weeks ago. So i missed out on the FF draft. My bad to billy or anyone who was counting on me to be in, i did want to and still do but just assumed someone took my team or replaced me by now. Ill definitely be here next year for next years draft.

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I thought id let you guys know because i keep forgetting to tell you but i moved recently in august, and didn't have internet hooked up untill about 2 weeks ago. So i missed out on the FF draft. My bad to billy or anyone who was counting on me to be in, i did want to and still do but just assumed someone took my team or replaced me by now. Ill definitely be here next year for next years draft.

J.D. -

CougarD IS PLAYING . . . in the premier league. Not only that, you are 2 - 2 after this week :P

- check with the commish (Billy) asap.

- you killed me 144 - 117 in week 2

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Week 4, & the month of September, is over. Some fun stuff:

- D'animal is the only undefeated owner - avg margin of victory = 19 points

- Scotty (Sporrans) is only winless team, but getting better - margins of 57, 46, 11, and 10

- Southpaw has played toughest schedule - .688 winning pct

- PA_Bengal has plated easiest - .323 winning pct

- Half the league is 2 - 2 => parity is here

- Ocho Cinco has made 13 roster moves; Weaponized none

In Week 4 -

- Derelict lost his 1st - to Ox

- Weaponized squeeked by 44 by 3.68 points

- Only 3 players above 30 points, & Northsiders had 2 of 'em (Favre & L.Coles)

- Week 5 Byes: Browns, Raiders, Rams, Jets

Standings after Week 4:

1. Vote Danimal in '08 4-0-0 425.82

2. Desperate Derelicts 3-1-0 538.98

3. Southpaws 3-1-0 520.24

4. E-nnihilators 2-2-0 498.92

5. Northsiders 2-2-0 478.40

6. Feline Felons 2-2-0 448.62

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7. Ocho Cinco's 2-2-0 440.34

8. Weaponized 2-2-0 394.92

9. Bengals44 2-2-0 383.74

10. PA_Bengal 1-3-0 378.58

11. Billy's Boys 1-3-0 366.48

12. Sporrans from hell 0-4-0 411.52

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WEEK 5

High & Low lights

- D'Animal left Orton on the bench, and dropped his 1st game of the season

- Sporran left Jacobs on the bench (& A.P. sucked last night), and was edged for loss #5

- Difference between 4-1 (D'Animal) and 0-5 (Sporran)?? Less than 4 points for the entire year :o

- D'Animal has NEVER had an opponent score more than 107 pts (89 pts / game avg)

- Derelict has NEVER had an opponent score less than 108 pts (123 pts / game avg)

- Week 6 byes: Bills, Chiefs, Squeelers, & Titties

- 9 of 12 teams are 2 -3 or 3 - 2

Standings:

1. Desperate Derelicts... 4-1 (708 points)

2. Vote Danimal in '08... 4-1 (521)

3. E-nnihilators............. 3-2 (611)

4. Southpaws............... 3-2 (605)

5. Northsiders............... 3-2 (597)

6. Feline Felons............. 3-2 (554)

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7. Ocho Cinco's............. 2-3 (559)

8. Bengals44................. 2-3 (486)

9. PA_Bengal fan........... 2-3 (481)

10. Billy's Boys.............. 2-3 (480)

11. Weaponized............. 2-3 (459)

12. Sporrans from hell.... 0-5 (517)

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WEEK 6 - DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY READ THIS s**t???

STUFF 'N' SUCH

- ALL the favorites (i.e. better records) won this week

- Best scorers (M.Barber, A.Johnson, Buckhalter) were all on winning teams

- There are NO .500 teams - last year at this time we had 6

- BLOCKBUSTER - Ocho trades K.Walter, C.Cooley, & TITANS to Derelicts

- Derelicts give up Steve Slaton (ouch), T. Scheffler, and the RAVENS Defense

- Week 7 byes: Falcons, Eagles, Cardinals, Jaguars

Standings:

7 Desperate Derelicts ... 5 -- 1 …( 840 points)

6 Vote Danimal in '08 …. 5 -- 1 …( 633 )

2 E-nnihilators …...……… 4 -- 2 …( 750 )

3 Southpaws …………...…. 4 -- 2 …( 716 )

10 Northsiders …………… 4 -- 2 …( 693 )

11 Feline Felons ………… 4 -- 2 …( 692 )

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4 Ocho Cinco's …………… 2 -- 4 …( 675 )

8 Bengals44 ……………… 2 -- 4 …( 598 )

5 PA_Bengal fan ………… 2 -- 4 …( 595 )

9 Billy's Boys …………….. 2 -- 4 …( 565 )

12 Weaponized …………… 2 -- 4 …( 545 )

1 Sporrans from hell … 0 -- 6 …( 563 )

Best Players after 6 weeks:

- 11 players averaging over 20 points / game

- 5 RB's - R.Bush, F. Gore, M.Barber, M.Forte, & R. Brown

- 4 WR's - A.Boldin, B.Marshall, G.Jennings, & R.Wayne

- 2 QB's - A. Rogers & D. Brees

- 3 teams have 2 players in top 10 - Felons, E-nnihilators, & Derelicts

- Top TE - Jason Witten (by 4 points / game)

- Top K - Jason Elam - who's a free agent

- Top Defense - Tennessee Titties

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WEEK 6 - DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY READ THIS s**t???

I do every week. Usually on Tuesday mornings. My crying helps water down my overly strong coffee. :P

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