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A source close to the Bengals says that TJ has cut his ponytail and shaved his head in shame after the beating we received from Pittsburgh. He has also declared that he will walk on crutches throughout the offseason to protest the hit from Kimo on Carson.

Excellent! Is this to be an unsubstantiated rumors thread so we can be like profootballtalk? Let me play:

Sunday night at 3:00 am, Marvin Lewis awoke to find Chad Johnson standing over him while in bed as Chad held a knife to his throat. Sources say Chad was displeased because frosted flakes were not available to him as a breakfast choice the morning of the Wild Card round game against the Steelers.

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And another:

Sources close to the Bengals say that Carson Palmer faked his leg injury and is now going to fake surgery and six-nine months of rehab. All of this was done so that his good friend Jon Kitna would have a chance to showcase his "skills" and try and get one more big contract.

Wow, how stupid is this ?? I could care less about his hair and whatever he feels about the hit he feels, but what does he think this will do ?? Get over it TJ !!!

WHODEY !!!

Army:

Do you really think TJ is going to stay on crutches this whole off-season as moral support? Next is kidding. At least, that's what sources close to Next report.

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Rumblings about the locker room's tv sets are causing a strain on the team chemistry says an insider at Paul Brown Stadium.

"I expect HDTV in the NFL and I better be getting it" uttered an upset unnamed player.

Dr Clossiouer, a psychiatrist focusing on athletes said, "What we have is a deep rooted concern for personal well being. This can be traced back to how he was raised without it and how he suffered without the quality high definition programming offered in today's entertainment."

Many believe the catalyst to the television issue was the Pittsburgh game.

"Im just sick of watching Saved By the Bell on low definition digital signal. We made the playoffs! We are better than this!" said an emotional defensive player who had to be restrained from another who believed HDTV isnt necessary.

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The sources close to the Bengals was me. I just happened to be about a block from the Stadium. I was lying completely, but I'm expecting profootballlies.com to pick up the story.

And we can add that the ponytail will be auctioned off and the proceeds will go to CRAP....Carson Rehabilitation Action Program.....

:cheers:

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The sources close to the Bengals was me. I just happened to be about a block from the Stadium. I was lying completely, but I'm expecting profootballlies.com to pick up the story.

And we can add that the ponytail will be auctioned off and the proceeds will go to CRAP....Carson Rehabilitation Action Program.....

:cheers:

Actually the proceeds will be split between CRAP and DOPE (Dumb Oblivious People Incorporated)

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No theyre about 90% right ... once again you show how little you know about football aside from riding jocks

LOL Ok, so Brat is going to end up in New Orleans, along with Pat Hill from Fresno State.

Gary Kubiak will be coaching the Texans.

Vince Young is staying in school. Oh wait, damn we were wrong, he's coming out! (Retracted 24 hours after Young declared).

Brian Billick will be fired... Oh wait, the Ravens said he wasn't going to be fired.

Bill Parcells will be fired.... Oh wait, he got an extension.

Fact is, the only time they are right is when they are quoting another media source.

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