The_Next_Big_Thing Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 A source close to the Bengals says that TJ has cut his ponytail and shaved his head in shame after the beating we received from Pittsburgh. He has also declared that he will walk on crutches throughout the offseason to protest the hit from Kimo on Carson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 A source close to the Bengals says that TJ has cut his ponytail and shaved his head in shame after the beating we received from Pittsburgh. He has also declared that he will walk on crutches throughout the offseason to protest the hit from Kimo on Carson.Excellent! Is this to be an unsubstantiated rumors thread so we can be like profootballtalk? Let me play:Sunday night at 3:00 am, Marvin Lewis awoke to find Chad Johnson standing over him while in bed as Chad held a knife to his throat. Sources say Chad was displeased because frosted flakes were not available to him as a breakfast choice the morning of the Wild Card round game against the Steelers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Wow, how stupid is this ?? I could care less about his hair and whatever he feels about the hit he feels, but what does he think this will do ?? Get over it TJ !!!WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 And another:Sources close to the Bengals say that Carson Palmer faked his leg injury and is now going to fake surgery and six-nine months of rehab. All of this was done so that his good friend Jon Kitna would have a chance to showcase his "skills" and try and get one more big contract.Wow, how stupid is this ?? I could care less about his hair and whatever he feels about the hit he feels, but what does he think this will do ?? Get over it TJ !!!WHODEY !!!Army:Do you really think TJ is going to stay on crutches this whole off-season as moral support? Next is kidding. At least, that's what sources close to Next report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 No, just sick of hearing about the whole thing. Everyone needs to get over it...WHODEY !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 The sources close to the Bengals was me. I just happened to be about a block from the Stadium. I was lying completely, but I'm expecting profootballlies.com to pick up the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Wow, how stupid is this ?? I could care less about his hair and whatever he feels about the hit he feels, but what does he think this will do ?? Get over it TJ !!!WHODEY !!! TNBT is doing it because of the rumormill. Nothing here is factual... (at least I hope not ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith288 Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Rumblings about the locker room's tv sets are causing a strain on the team chemistry says an insider at Paul Brown Stadium."I expect HDTV in the NFL and I better be getting it" uttered an upset unnamed player.Dr Clossiouer, a psychiatrist focusing on athletes said, "What we have is a deep rooted concern for personal well being. This can be traced back to how he was raised without it and how he suffered without the quality high definition programming offered in today's entertainment."Many believe the catalyst to the television issue was the Pittsburgh game. "Im just sick of watching Saved By the Bell on low definition digital signal. We made the playoffs! We are better than this!" said an emotional defensive player who had to be restrained from another who believed HDTV isnt necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 The sources close to the Bengals was me. I just happened to be about a block from the Stadium. I was lying completely, but I'm expecting profootballlies.com to pick up the story.And we can add that the ponytail will be auctioned off and the proceeds will go to CRAP....Carson Rehabilitation Action Program..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 The sources close to the Bengals was me. I just happened to be about a block from the Stadium. I was lying completely, but I'm expecting profootballlies.com to pick up the story.And we can add that the ponytail will be auctioned off and the proceeds will go to CRAP....Carson Rehabilitation Action Program..... Actually the proceeds will be split between CRAP and DOPE (Dumb Oblivious People Incorporated) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Make fun of the PFW story all you want, but it most likely happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 Make fun of the PFW story all you want, but it most likely happened.Perhaps we should just make fun of you for BELIEIVING PFWs RUMOR MILL. It's 90% wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshfan Posted January 10, 2006 Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 No theyre about 90% right ... once again you show how little you know about football aside from riding jocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted January 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2006 No theyre about 90% right ... once again you show how little you know about football aside from riding jocksLOL Ok, so Brat is going to end up in New Orleans, along with Pat Hill from Fresno State. Gary Kubiak will be coaching the Texans.Vince Young is staying in school. Oh wait, damn we were wrong, he's coming out! (Retracted 24 hours after Young declared).Brian Billick will be fired... Oh wait, the Ravens said he wasn't going to be fired.Bill Parcells will be fired.... Oh wait, he got an extension.Fact is, the only time they are right is when they are quoting another media source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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