this will lighten things up a bit

[jungleman]

Peyton Manning, after living a successful life, died due to a

hemorrhage

in his nose. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around the

place.

They

came to a modest, little house with a faded Colts flag in the window

and

a wooden cut-out of a person peeing in the lawn. "This house is yours

for eternity, Peyton. This is very special, not everyone gets a house

up here,"

said God.

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up

the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a

3-story mansion, with a black and orange sidewalk, a 50 foot tall

flagpole with an enormous Bengal's flag, every window had a Who-Dey

towel, and in the front was a Hudepohl beer truck.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,

but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,

and

I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Carson Palmer get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Carson's house, it's mine".

..WHO DEY!

[benglsdrumr]

I knew god was a bengals fan!

[Stripes]

Nice read.

This seems like a perfect cue for some Black Jesus artwork...

[UK Bengal]

[oldschooler]

Another joke...

While on a tour of the Atlantic Ocean, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man wearing a black and yellow Pittsburgh Steelers jersey was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the pope watched horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing orange and black Cincinnati Bengals jerseys. One of the Bengals fans quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Pittsburgh Steeler fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three Cincinnati Bengals fans beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there were some bitter hatred between the Cincinnati Bengals & Pittsburgh Steelers, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true. God bless the Cincinnati Bengals and all their fans."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that"?

"It was the Pope", one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom".

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing! Is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to go get another one?"

[Stripes]

Very nice!

Since when did the pope know anything about football?

[ShulaSteakhouse]

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Bengals fan, a

Browns fan, a Steelers fan, and a Ravens fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Ravens fan proclaimed to

the other four...

"This is for the Baltimore Ravens!" and promptly threw himself off the

mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Ravens fan, the Browns fan jumped up and

said..."This is for the Cleveland Browns!" and then threw himself off

the mountain again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Ravens and Browns fans, the Bengals fan

rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for the Cincinnati Bengals!" and without any hesitation, pushed the Pittsburgh

Steelers fan off the mountain. WHODEY!!

[Stripes]

That seems to be the same order that our rival teams went down this season.