BengalszoneBilly Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 A mid-Ohio family of football fans head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a #9 Cincinnati Bengals jersey and says to his older sister, "These jersey's are the coolest I've ever seen! Since I've now decided to become a Bengals fan, I would like this for Christmas". His big sister is a devout Cleveland Browns fan and is outragedby this. She promptly whacks him in the back of the head and says, "You better go talk to mother!"Off goes the little lad with the #9 Carson Palmer Bengals jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes son?" she relies. "I've decided I'm going to be a Bengals fan and I would like this #9 Carson Palmer Bengals jersey for Christmas". The mother is also a Browns fan and is equally outraged and promptly whacks him in the head head and says, "You better go talk to your father!" Off he goes rubbing his welt on his head and Bengals jersey in hand to find his father. He soon does and asks "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Bengals fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The father is outraged and promptly snatches the jersey out of the boys hand, whacks his son upside his head and yells, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I did." "Good son, what was it?" The son replies, "I've only been a Bengal fan for an hour and I already hate you Cleveland Browns loving son of a bitches!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Next_Big_Thing Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 LMFAO! NOW THAT THERE IS FUNNY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPappaw Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Billy,I grew up in Bucyrus Ohio -- North central Ohio -- Browns country!And I know how that kid feels I've got scar tissue from all the welts -- but fortunately I went to college and became an educated Bengals fan before I lost all my sense and end up a Brownie fan.WHO DEY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeStripes Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Hahahahaha... Now THAT! was funny!! i can use that against my relatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Clap clap clap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted October 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Billy,I grew up in Bucyrus Ohio -- North central Ohio -- Browns country!And I know how that kid feels I've got scar tissue from all the welts -- but fortunately I went to college and became an educated Bengals fan before I lost all my sense and end up a Brownie fan.WHO DEY!!!Holy CRAP! You must be tougher than a cheap steak at Denny's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet23 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 NICE! LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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semiotter Posted October 8, 2005 Report Share Posted October 8, 2005 OMG Thats the Greatest POST Ive ever seen in the ZZZZZZZOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Bengal Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 billy once again you bring humor to my late night surfing classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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