Kazkal Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 "Why is everyone so blown away by the Colts defense? They have played the Ravens, Jags, Browns and Titans. All four teams are among the worst offenses in the NFL and struggle to score points against everyone. The Ravens and Jags are solid, at best, overall because of their defenses, but the Browns and Titans are two of the five worst teams in football. The only greater joke is that people are hyping the Bengals defense."-- Matthew M. http://nfl.com/features/squibkicks/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duus Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 No doubt about it ... this is a big-time Steeler nut! Man, we simply MUST beat them on 10/23. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted October 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 I dont mind if he doubted we were winning division or something,but our offense? thats one thing everthing everyone knew would be good about the bengals but then again hes a steeler fan and they think yer suppossed to run the ball 200 times a game and if you dont you have a bad offense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 I dont mind if he doubted we were winning division or something,but our offense? thats one thing everthing everyone knew would be good about the bengals but then again hes a steeler fan and they think yer suppossed to run the ball 200 times a game and if you dont you have a bad offense Looks to me that he is bashing our defense in this little note, but nonethless, your assessment is correct.Dearest Lord above, I pray to you that our Cincinnati Bengals may pull out a win over the Pittsburgh Steelers on the 23rd of October, two thousand and five. May you inspire our Bengals with thine divine light, and createth much anger and jealousy in the hearts of those that hail the Steel Curtain....Amen. Okay, I'm done now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duus Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Dearest Lord above, I pray to you that our Cincinnati Bengals may pull out a win over the Pittsburgh Steelers on the 23rd of October, two thousand and five. May you inspire our Bengals with thine divine light, and createth much anger and jealousy in the hearts of those that hail the Steel Curtain....Amen. Dear God ... ditto ... Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalindian Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Dear Whomever-listens-to-agnostics...ditto...Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Come along everybody, join in our prayer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buck3y3d Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Dear Whomever-listens-to-agnostics...ditto...AmenI just thought it was funny that you went to a Marist university and had this quote. Nevertheless, believe as you may. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Dear God,I know that you don't care much about who wins these games as it kinda has lost it's luster since the Ickey Shuffle(I know you were a fan). However, I know you are a big fan of humor(the ark thing was hilarious-except all the dying, but they probably deserved it).So with humor in mind, don't you think it would be funny if all of these "so-called-experts" (I know how much disdain you have for these bastards) had to eat huge portions of crow about the mighty Bengals with not one but two Pittsburgh losses to us.Feel free to add your own style, like Rothlesburger(arrogant prick) throwing 6 picks to Justin Smith or Cowher crying like a baby on the sidelines for the entire second half...actually you think of way better stuff, like having Favre not retire and call out his best reciever only to have him hurt and lost for the season in game 1 leaving Favre with the worst team in the league...classic.Or having Takeo and Dillon have lousy years on the year we win the Super Bowl(hint, hint)...I like it!Knock yourself out, God...we need a little sunshine after Klingler...good one, though.Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalindian Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Dear Whomever-listens-to-agnostics...ditto...AmenI just thought it was funny that you went to a Marist university and had this quote. Nevertheless, believe as you may.Haha, yeah, everyone hates me here because I'm not Catholic and I'm liberal. I only went here because I got into the medical program, but hey what do you know....conservative white people aren't too bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 Nice post Big O, but I think it's obvious that God is a Bengals fan. He tends to bring disaster to the ones he loves (you know... the Jews and the wilderness thing). So, either he is slowly becoming a 9ers fan, or he has something especially sadistic in mind for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 So, either he is slowly becoming a 9ers fan, or he has something especially sadistic in mind for us.Good lord wasn't the 90's enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith288 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 Haha, yeah, everyone hates me here because I'm not Catholic and I'm liberal. I only went here because I got into the medical program, but hey what do you know....conservative white people aren't too bad! I dont hate you...and im a conservative white person. Im also an angelical Christian South Park Republican... Good Lord im a nightmare, aint i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 South Park Republican Does your head split vertically and jump around on itself when you speak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted October 7, 2005 Report Share Posted October 7, 2005 I think they are just sore because they the didn't win the Super Bowl after their 15-1 record. They can laugh at our defense all they want but we gave them a game here last year. I am sure they were worried. Hopefully the refs will let us play this time and Chad will make another circus catch. This time to win the game. I can't wait for the 23rd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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