The Big Orange Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 I will be flying everyone in from the Bengalszone community around the World (and Spain) to a huge Bengals Christmas Bash including going to the Buffalo game.Here are some of the events for that weekend...A meet, greet, and eat dinner with all of the players and coaches on the Paul Brown Stadium Field. This will be a key piece of the bargaining agreement in exchange for me building them the best indoor practice facility in the NFL. There will be 2 players/coaches per table...sign up early for your choice. Terry will be at The Marvin/Brown table bargaining a deal to make Bengalszone the official forum.Keynote addresses by Marvin, Chad, Geathers, Hair, and Billy Broome. Montgomery Grill will cater...Hooters will serve.Friday we will watch the Bengals run-through and then get fitted for our own uni's (which you can keep) and play a liitle pick-up game. I'm playing O-line until I pass out...please revive me with Skyline. Skyline will be served for lunch and then the Bengal cheerleaders will rub us down...lookie, not touchie.A select few may choose to do a cheer for us in the buff as they will drive home in a new volkswagon bug for their efforts.We will then play in a Madden tourney with a few players in the players lounge. Carson is also having a get together at his place so people will have an option.Saturday we will all meet for the Tailgate Party to end all tailgate parties. Filet Mignon, jumbo shrimp, 30 different kinds of beer...try 'em all if you'd like. We will then go to our section...each of us wearing a different Bengals jersey...all players will be represented...Captain Kirk will sing the national anthem, Joisey and the Mods will rap for us during the half-time show. I'll be saying the prayer in the locker room before the game. Several Bengals greats will be sitting amongst us. I'm sitting next to Ickey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Sounds like a damn good bash! I'd like a table with any two cheerleaders (doesn't matter which) and I'd like to request full control over the juke box by the front door. (I'll share, as long as nobody requests a boy band)Is is alright if I bring the brother along? It'd be like heaven on earth for the lil' tike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted September 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 I think that would be fine...Kinda nice to hear a guy thinking about his brother...I'd bring my brother but he's amish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted September 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 Of course, I can always bring sodikart, my bengalszone little brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Joe Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 NO MAN, I'm gonna win the mega millions money. Then maybe I can take this poster off my garage door and buy my beemer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 There will be 2 players/coaches per table...sign up early for your choice. If you don't mind I have a better idea. Can you put me at a table for two with the gal currently gracing Billy's posts? I've grown very fond of her, and believe if I play my cards right she could end up being a future ex-wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadraftnick Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 You have the winning ticket too?I guess we will have to wear our Bengals garb to get our picture taken with our GIANT CHECKS . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Can you put me at a table for two with the gal currently gracing Billy's posts? I've grown very fond of her, and believe if I play my cards right she could end up being a future ex-wife. Yo Hairy, why are you asking him for anyway? Any table that she's sitting at would be our table that I had reserved, which obviously leaves little choice in your seating. (Laps are not a good option, especially my lap!)Here's the best I can offer...We'll bring along her college room mate for you to play your cards right with. Take my word for it, she can't WAIT to lose at strip poker, never going beyond 5-6 hands past the buy-in and she's out of clothes Sounds like a damn good bash! I'd like a table with any two cheerleaders (doesn't matter which) and I'd like to request full control over the juke box by the front door. (I'll share, as long as nobody requests a boy band)That sounds like a plan to me as well TDB! I'll PM DontPushMe and let him know to leave his "N-suck," "Back Door Boys," and "New Kid's On The C**k" CD's in his mom's Caravan when she drops him off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted September 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2005 Well, I didn't win...However, I did meet someone really interesting who's says I could be rolling in no time...al I need to do is give him $50 and then get 12 of my friends to give me $50, and it has this really nifty pyramid effect.And if that doesn't work I can sell some really cool products which people love...has anyone ever heard of Amway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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