The Big Orange Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 I was extremely bored yesterday, so I took a look at the gazillions of people listed under "members" and what I found really cracked me up. Some of the best, most disturbing, and just made no sense nicknames I have ever seen.Most of these people never, rarely, or no longer post here...but they registered and left us with a little piece of themselves which will leave us scratching our heads. I try to give my best explanation what they might have been thinkingThe Tragic... Airport Fire (didn't last long as a poster) Napalm Death (never heard from again) The horny... Nipple Cake (someone's birthday?) Thicknthin (not sure this is sexual, but sounds like it) Krunk Juice (again not sure, but it sounds messy)The angry... White Mohammed (I think we later caught him in Afganistan) Slow Twitch (still carving up his arms after all these years) Rotton Ron (after gangreen set in in both legs, can only reach his laptop)The species... Fonziedog (I remember no pets in "Happy Days") Justice Hog (a Judge with a Harley?) Minotaur (apparently I don't my dinosaurs well enough to know this one)The bizarre... Never Forget (How can I if I don't know to begin with?) Halp (what people in real trouble yell) Niagra Frontier is cursed (I have no freakin' idea...enraged Indian, perhaps)The looney... Mr. Happy (I suspect this actually may be a body part) Webster Crazy (A dictionary fetish?) Bad Radio (after years of being an avid listener, one lightening storm and he's got to figure out the damn computer)(I'd put this in a poll asking your opinion, but it takes too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 THE BENEVOLENT BOOBIEMIESTER!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Section 310 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Does your company monitor PC usage?? How in the world does a guyhave time to casually read through the member's section reviewingnames? I am lucky to get to look at the site once or twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Does your company monitor PC usage?? How in the world does a guyhave time to casually read through the member's section reviewingnames? I am lucky to get to look at the site once or twice a day. Uh...he's a minister, and it ain't Sunday!! Surf On Padre!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKstripes Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Minotaur (apparently I don't my dinosaurs well enough to know this one) The Minotaur was a creature in Greek mythology, with the head of a bull and the body of a man. It was kept captive in the labyrinth by King Knossos of Crete, if I recall correctly. I think the story goes that it was killed by Theseus, one of the heroes of Greek mythology, but I'm not too sure.Sorry, just wanted to show off a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R-U-D-I Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 With that much time to surf I'd have to question whether he's a minister or a priest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 I'll chime in -- "Slow Twitch" would most likely refer to the muscle fiber constitution of an athlete that is more naturally predetermined to excel in endurance or stregth tasks. As relevant to football, this would be a lineman (or the slow footed Carson Palmer, perhaps). This is as opposed to a "Fast Twitch" athlete, whose muscle fiber is more suited to bursts of speed over relatively short distances, such as a RB or WR. As such, I do not see Mr. "Slow Twitch" (in the context of a sports forum) as an angry convicted criminal sitting in the dark with a slowly twitching eyelid. Now who has too much time on his hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Does your company monitor PC usage?? How in the world does a guyhave time to casually read through the member's section reviewingnames? I am lucky to get to look at the site once or twice a day.Uh...he's a minister, and it ain't Sunday!! Surf On Padre!! You mean they can tell when I'm on here...Oh s**t!Alright the rest of you Smarty Pants types, explain what "Niagra Frontier is Cursed" means...uh-huh...that's what I thought. You got nada!Um Billy, actually I can't surf...mostly 'cause I have a bit of a weight problem...not that I'm really fat...more like big boned...oh and not that way either, you perverts...at that I'm average at best, I mean my over all girth makes balancing on a ...Oh, you probably mean surf the internet...Oh, good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDerelict Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Alright the rest of you Smarty Pants types, explain what "Niagra Frontier is Cursed" means...uh-huh...that's what I thought. You got nada! HISTORY OF CINCINNATI AND HAMILTON COUNTY, OHIOJoshua L. Wilson, from the text: `Cursed be he that doeth the work of the Lord'"Soon thereafter, Isaac Brock was called to the Niagara frontier, where he met his frightful accident"--------------- signed, 'Smarty Pants' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humanzee 5000 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 My name comes from a true scinctific mystery about a freaky looking half ape/half man thing that was found. It's hairy like an ape, loves bananas, but also loves cigars, walks bipedal ALL THE TIME and flirts with human women and not at all with chimpanzees. It was the equivalent to watching a horro movie when I saw the special about him on the Discovery Channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted August 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Alright the rest of you Smarty Pants types, explain what "Niagra Frontier is Cursed" means...uh-huh...that's what I thought. You got nada!HISTORY OF CINCINNATI AND HAMILTON COUNTY, OHIOJoshua L. Wilson, from the text: `Cursed be he that doeth the work of the Lord'"Soon thereafter, Isaac Brock was called to the Niagara frontier, where he met his frightful accident"--------------- signed, 'Smarty Pants' Nicely done. Derelict!...You are a smarty pants.White Mohammed anyone?Does anybody remeber any of these guys' posts?I thought it funny that the guy who calls himself "Krunk Juice" used the word "plausible" in his post...talk about a poser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 My name comes from a true scinctific mystery about a freaky looking half ape/half man thing that was found. It's hairy like an ape, loves bananas, but also loves cigars, walks bipedal ALL THE TIME and flirts with human women and not at all with chimpanzees. It was the equivalent to watching a horro movie when I saw the special about him on the Discovery Channel. If that's for real, that has to be one of the coolest screen names I've seen around these parts.Then again, I was born in the Year of the Monkey...so.... I'm a lil partial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humanzee 5000 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 See for yourself guys. CREEPY!!!http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/humanzee/If you get a chance to see him actually move like in the show, it's worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengals_12th_man Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Sorry to crash the thread, Big O, but I didnt think my query should constitute another thread. I cant seem to think of a good nickname for Geathers. I was using Jumpy Jr, but I dont want to put that "tag" on him. Let him be his own man etc etc... His name is pronounced "Gathers". Oh yeah, and to sweetin' up the deal, Ill make a sig for the best nickname, if I use it... Anyone have any ideas? :player: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDerelict Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 I'm a lil partial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 See for yourself guys. CREEPY!!!http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/humanzee/If you get a chance to see him actually move like in the show, it's worse! Oh yeah. Good 'Ol Rotten.com! Great entertainment value there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humanzee 5000 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 woah, seriously. My bad. I just looked it up on yahoo so I could privide a link. OOPS! That website is really gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Yea rotten was the shiznit back in the day. Haven't been there for a while. I might as well visit the stileproject since I'm surfin da smut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkendall Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 If that's for real, that has to be one of the coolest screen names I've seen around these parts.You should know, you've gone through about 20 of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Bengal Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 If that's for real, that has to be one of the coolest screen names I've seen around these parts.You should know, you've gone through about 20 of them. Touche.You got me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted August 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 My favorite website is www.landoverbaptist.comwhich is a website dedicated to making fun of most denominational churches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who? Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 JeffEarnhart is definitely my favorite, I wish you moderators wouldn't have changed my name when I signed up, that made me sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalindian Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 JeffEarnhart is definitely my favorite, I wish you moderators wouldn't have changed my name when I signed up, that made me sad. What was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who? Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 It was "WhoGay?", well you guys wouldn't have thought it was funny but I chuckled over it for a little while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalindian Posted August 25, 2005 Report Share Posted August 25, 2005 Hahahahaha. That's a good one. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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