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I find the zone to be a bit more laid back, which is why i mostly post here now.

Ok folks, there's the key to seeing fewer DPM posts!

We all need to be far less laid back....adopt a "reggie" (see pic at far left) style of posting.

If i were to leave these forums would you? It seems that the only time you post is when you are making some type of comment about me. I think if it would get rid of you, id take one for the team to save the rest of these people from seeing anymore of your posts.

Seriously though man, get some help, its not good to be so obsessed with someone you have never met.

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The Bengal Cat is cool, but would be cooler if you had the full image of the cat, with Bengal markings. You know those giant pigs that were around the city a year ago? The coolest one I saw was with the exact Bengal logo markings, looked awesome. they did a great job with it.

These threads are always pretty cool until the "what about me?" thread parade starts.

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Personally, I am biased toward posters who can actually make rational points about Football.

Based on that, I went with Joisey Cat ...

There are two or three other people, in the poll, that I certainly could have voted for.

But some of the names, brought up in replys, make me wonder just what it is that people value in their posts.

IMO, here are a few of the top posters that weren't included in the poll.

Chrishcovga ...

Schweinhart ...

EdwardG ...

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IMO, here are a few of the top posters that weren't included in the poll.

Chrishcovga ...

Schweinhart ...

EdwardG ...

Can we all agree that there should have been alot more names mentioned? And can't we all agree that each of us has a healthy but platonic man crush on Joisey? In fact, can't we all agree that even if a poster isn't a personal favorite that everybody adds a certain flavor to the board? Yeah, that means Pushy and a host of others...including myself. That said, your post is a reminder about something that's been kicking around in my big empty head. Specifically, what happened to Chrishcovga? Is he a guy that comes and goes or should we color him gone?

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I would like yo explain why Im the best Poster! I bought a pair of speed os you know those european bathing suits that are tighter than underwear. Well Im going to put one of my wifes rubber bands(its not I dont have the word, the thing they put in ther hair) around my balls and go to beach bymyself tommorow. That will make your willy huge(not that im lacking) but I love to watch women drool! I tell you how it worked out! :D

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  Personally, I am biased toward posters who can actually make rational points about Football.

One mans "rational" might very well be another mans "crazy" don't you think?

Personally I enjoy the more "multi-faceted" members posts, which Joisey obviously is! IMHO, too many people post in only the Bengals Forum, and that's it!

FYI...there's more to life than football!

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No it fills with blood eliminating shrinkage, the male stripers do it! If you dont have the gonads for the speedos it will work Im sure with a tight pair of swiming trunks. Im thinking the women are going to flip! Its time I stop drooling over their topless asses and they chase me! I will report!

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I would like yo explain why Im the best Poster! I bought a pair of speed os you know those european bathing suits that are tighter than underwear. Well Im going to put one of my wifes rubber bands(its not I dont have the word, the thing they put in ther hair) around my balls and go to beach bymyself tommorow. That will make your willy huge(not that im lacking) but I love to watch women drool! I tell you how it worked out! :D

B) I am absolutely convinced that posts like this are the reason that you weren't on the list.

I also ........... Dam! Nose is bleeding again ....... happens every time I read a post from Spawn ... I mean Spain.

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See Darilect has caught on! Or did he mean its me? Depending the context!

SPAIN -

I hereby dub you Sir SITA (S-pain In The Ass). For some bizarre reason, you remind me of a friend's small lap dog - while regular folks sit around and drink beer and converse, this little pekinese is constantly yapping and attempting to hump everyone's leg (or the furniture). The only phrase ever addressed to this poor misguided creature is "Get DOWN, you little fu***r!"

It's probably a lonely life, never to hear any kinder words . . . . but hey, the coffee table is probably in love with him, so it can't be all bad.

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I think all the guys mentioned have their particular strengths. In no particular order ....... Joisey is the human search engine and can usually pull stuff up for you ( from God knows where ) about the same time you're hitting the ENTER key.

Kirks knowledge base and plain ol common sense make him about irreplaceable. Billy aside from torching people on a regular basis, started a thread about members telling about themselves that lasted literally for months. Has to have the most responses of anything started.

I could go on about the others, but I think you guys get the idea. May be a cop out, but I think the best poster could be any of them on any given day. The same could also be said about several of the other names that you guys brought up.

It's what makes this site so good ..... and the reason that we're all here.

Done now.

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That doesnt suprise me reds fan, My willy must have you thinking about heights youl never see. So it doesnt suprise me your nose bleeds! :D

B) Believe me when I tell you that I've seen and done things that you not only can't imagine, but wouldn't be able to spell if you could.

I have to ask tho. If you're going to go to the beach and do this to get laid ........ then where does your wife go and what does she do when SHE wants to get laid ?????????? B)

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