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Why your team won't win the Super Bowl


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Cincinnati Bengals: The offense should be dandy, but the defense needs at least one more starter named Johnson

That's all they had to say ?? We should be able to come up with far better and more amusing reasons why we won't win the Superbowl. Not that it's fun to come up with reasons why we won't, but saying that was pretty lame on his part.

WHODEY !!!

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What? Did you guy's leave your sense of humor at home? That was a funny freakin' link! I loved these lines..

About the Raven's QB:

Kyle Boller's passing inaccuracy could even lead to rebellion from a Frisbee-catching dog!
:lol: You gotta really be a rotten throw to be pissin' off a frisbee-catching dog! :lol:

About the Lions:

Detroit Lions: While waiting to see if injury-prone Charles Rogers follows through on plans to star in a reality series called Pimp My Gurney, Joey Harrington flops at quarterback.

I wonder if Chris Perry will be the Bengals first play to appear on "Pimp My Gurney!"

A bit more fun at the Lions expense:

The Lions turn to former 49ers star Jeff Garcia. Even though ex-teammate Terrell Owens may have his doubts, Garcia isn't gay.

He just can't pass straight.

CLASSIC!! :lol:

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I liked the Eagles:

The Eagles, who seem poised to win it all, will fade after quarterback Donovan McNabb goes out for the season with hurt feelings. The culprit figures to be messianic receiver Terrell Owens. You may recall that the tragically under-compensated T.O. sort of compared himself to Jesus.

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