BengalszoneBilly Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 The most common misconception about Bo Jackson, and what ended his career is this tackle in a game versus the Cincinnati Bengals:That's not entirely true. Yes he was injured on that play, but it was just a slight groin pull. The real career ending injury came during this subsequent photoshoot with Micheal Jackson:The one thing that Bo unfortunately didn't know was that even for a skinny, one glove wearing freak, Micheal has an absolute cannon for an arm! Bo kept yelling "Cha-mong Micheal! Cha-mong! I'm open! Hit meeeeHEEE!!", which is exactly what a slightly annoyed Micheal did from that close range, drilling Bo directly between the eyes and knocking him out cold!! Micheal then broke out in his signature moonwalk, circling a prone Bo Jackson like a car stuck in reverse screaming "Who's Bad, uh-huh, Who's Bad!?!" over and over. The concussion was so severe, Bo's Doctors forbid him to ever play again...............and that's the rest of the story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bengalsLB Posted July 30, 2005 Report Share Posted July 30, 2005 okay..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottishbengal Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Why, in your photo, does Michael Jackson have a sherrifs badge pinned to his dick?Why did I notice it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted August 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Why did I notice it!Might it have something to do with being a "Colossal Pervert?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan2 Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Why, in your photo, does Michael Jackson have a sherrifs badge pinned to his dick?Why did I notice it! It is missing in subsequent photos because Jacko became extremely aroused by the sight of the prostrate Bo Jackson causing the badge to shoot across the room .... thru the wall and after narrowly missing two young interns imbedding itself into the far wall of the room. Fortunately for Bo Jackson ...... Michael was weak and light headed due to the sudden drop in blood pressure and had to spend the next 12 hours in his oxygen chamber while the erection slowly subsided. The injury sustained by Bo Jackson that day did indeed end his career, and the reduced blood flow to Michael Jacksons brain led to even more bizarre behavior which ultimately led to a downward spiral of his career as well. Certainly a dark day for the sports and music industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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