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A little roll call here! Who is going down to see the Cincinnati Marshals game? This is a good story and may just end up being the devine intervention that this team needed to capture some attention in this city and survive. I have to admit I'm buying in hook line and sinker. It's too good of a story not to attend. Ten bucks and I'm coming home with a football! It will be a nice chance to warm-up for the upcoming bengals season. It just has the feeling like it's going to end up being really an amazing expierence. Like when Jimmy Chitwood hit that shot to lift Hickory to the state title ^_^ SO I'M GOING DOWN THERE!!!!!! I'M GOING TO GET A TICKET!!!!!!!!! THEN I'M GOING TO GET A BEER!!!!!!! THEN A HOT!!!!!! THEN I'M GOOOINNNG TO SEEEEE A MARSHAL VICTORY!!!!!!! WWWWHHHHHAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pandemonium Baby! So whose with me?

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Since I'm coming down there there are a couple of things I need.

1. The song Hang On Sloppy has to be played fairly often during down time, so as to give me a chance to drunkenly dance around while giving me an oppurtunity to give high five's to the crowd around me and get them pumped up.

2 The song Tequila has to played also.....once again so I can dance around drunkenly (Pee Wee Big Adventure style) and give high fives to surrounding crowd.

3 Some nachos

4. Some beer

5. The wave (it's of sentimental value)

6 And a group of rowdy, fun loving fans around me. NO HANDSITTERS PLEASE!!!!! I'll go up to very last row of the freagin place by myself, before having to sit and watch a football game with some handsitting A-hole behind whining the entire game about me standing up.

7 No one from Kentucky is allowed in the building. ahahahahahhhahhaha :P that's a good one ^_^ Seriously though no A-holes allowed. We're just going down their to have some good clean fun and root the hometown guys to the championship so "like's to fight guy" please stay home.

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7 No one from Kentucky is allowed in the building. ahahahahahhhahhaha :P that's a good one ^_^ Seriously though no A-holes allowed. We're just going down their to have some good clean fun and root the hometown guys to the championship so "like's to fight guy" please stay home.

Hey now Kentuckians aren't that bad... it's just the rowdier drunken hillbillies that cause a ruckus. Overall us Lexingtonians are just there to have a good time!

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7 No one from Kentucky is allowed in the building. ahahahahahhhahhaha :P that's a good one ^_^ Seriously though no A-holes allowed. We're just going down their to have some good clean fun and root the hometown guys to the championship so "like's to fight guy" please stay home.

I'm just gonna let that one slide...and while I'm drinking "Hillbilly Butt Kickers," (Jim Beam, Makers Mark, and 101 proof Wild Turkey with a splash of anything else NOT bourbon), I'll not let you listen to my reading of my "Hillbilly Hiaku's:"

Dale Earnhardt, Jaysus

and the King of Rock, Elvis

the Hick Trinity.

I howl at the moon

in my wife beater t-shirt

'neath trailer park skies.

Here ye mullet man

Handle bar 'stache in the front

Bid ness in the back.

You're kisses are sweet

You serve me breakfast in bed

You're the bestest, Sis.

Damn check bounced again

Bank will have my ass this time

May lose the Camaro.

Mullets are the best

trailers are were we call home

now where's the PBR.

NASCAR ambrosia

Mullet Nation Under God

Patriot haircut.

how high does the mullet sycamore grow

if you chop it off than you'll never know

mullet boi is my hero yo.

tickets to gunshow

this impresses the young girls

flex right arm then left.

Denim rebel yell

carry on my wayward son

Care for a Budwieser?

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7 No one from Kentucky is allowed in the building. ahahahahahhhahhaha  :P  that's a good one ^_^ Seriously though no A-holes allowed. We're just going down their to have some good clean fun and root the hometown guys to the championship so "like's to fight guy" please stay home.

I'm just gonna let that one slide...and while I'm drinking "Hillbilly Butt Kickers," (Jim Beam, Makers Mark, and 101 proof Wild Turkey with a splash of anything else NOT bourbon), I'll not let you listen to my reading of my "Hillbilly Hiaku's:"

Dale Earnhardt, Jaysus

and the King of Rock, Elvis

the Hick Trinity.

I howl at the moon

in my wife beater t-shirt

'neath trailer park skies.

Here ye mullet man

Handle bar 'stache in the front

Bid ness in the back.

You're kisses are sweet

You serve me breakfast in bed

You're the bestest, Sis.

Damn check bounced again

Bank will have my ass this time

May lose the Camaro.

Mullets are the best

trailers are were we call home

now where's the PBR.

NASCAR ambrosia

Mullet Nation Under God

Patriot haircut.

how high does the mullet sycamore grow

if you chop it off than you'll never know

mullet boi is my hero yo.

tickets to gunshow

this impresses the young girls

flex right arm then left.

Denim rebel yell

carry on my wayward son

Care for a Budwieser?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Good God...that's just what I needed to help me wake up this morning.

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Since I'm coming down there there are a couple of things I need.

1. The song Hang On Sloppy  has to be played fairly often during down time, so as to give me a chance to drunkenly dance around while giving me an oppurtunity to give high five's to the crowd around me and get them pumped up.

2 The song Tequila has to played also.....once again so I can dance around drunkenly (Pee Wee Big Adventure style) and give high fives to surrounding crowd.

3 Some nachos

4. Some beer

5. The wave (it's of sentimental value)

6 And a group of rowdy, fun loving fans around me. NO HANDSITTERS PLEASE!!!!! I'll go up to very last row of the freagin place by myself, before having to sit and watch a football game with some handsitting A-hole behind whining the entire game about me standing up.

7 No one from Kentucky is allowed in the building. ahahahahahhhahhaha  :P  that's a good one ^_^ Seriously though no A-holes allowed. We're just going down their to have some good clean fun and root the hometown guys to the championship so "like's to fight guy" please stay home.

I don't know what the Hell you are talking about...I'm just glad you found the "enter" key...it makes your posts so much more readable...

...unlike many other forums, there is no prize for how many words per square inch...

...well done, Mary's husband, way to get around the whole..I don't know how this kid got here ;)

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