Ox Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Just wanted to give you props on your Bengal's sermon on the front page. Not mentioning I was in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted July 14, 2005 Report Share Posted July 14, 2005 Thanks, Ox...If this is something forum posters enjoy, then I would love to post something like this every week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andybren Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Well done, Rev. Orange. Two points in particular gave me pleasure..."Who Deythians". Assuming this is your creation, you gotta trademark it, just like Pat Riley did with "threepeat". Don't know how much money he makes from it, by I know Michael Buffer sues for big bucks everytime somebody uses "Let's get ready to rumble"."...with a hide skin oblong behind obese men."If I heard a minister preaching this way, I might just be tempted back into church. But not during football season. Out here on the west coast, the pregame starts at 9:00. But if I knew the gospel reading would be from the First Book of Who Deythians, anything is possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 The Chaplain's Sermon was hellaciously good, as are all the Bengalszones ORIGINAL front page articles by our staff writers!! Screw the Enquirer and the Post! All they do is give you what you want.Read our totally fair and balanced (as you've come to expect from "The 'Zone!) front page articles by JoiseyCat, The Big Orange, Skyline, Kirkendall, and BengalBoomer7. They'll give you what you NEED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted July 15, 2005 Report Share Posted July 15, 2005 Well done, Rev. Orange. Two points in particular gave me pleasure..."Who Deythians". Assuming this is your creation, you gotta trademark it, just like Pat Riley did with "threepeat". Don't know how much money he makes from it, by I know Michael Buffer sues for big bucks everytime somebody uses "Let's get ready to rumble"."...with a hide skin oblong behind obese men."If I heard a minister preaching this way, I might just be tempted back into church. But not during football season. Out here on the west coast, the pregame starts at 9:00. But if I knew the gospel reading would be from the First Book of Who Deythians, anything is possible. Who deythians is my own creation, thank you very much...As you Sunday school goers probably figured out, I got it from Corinthians (a book, or two in the Bible, for you heathens)I use a lot of humor in my real sermons...much of which I get in a lot of trouble for...but being just a youth guy, I can get away with a lot.I once went on a tyraid, from the stage, about how uncomfortable it would be for me to play quarterback in the NFL because he has to spend half of his playing time this his rubbing up against the butt of a big fat guy who is near spread eagle.I'm just not secure enough with my own sexuality for that number...Of course, throw a few million my way and I'd probably let the line take turns hiking it to me.I forget the spiritual connection with that illustration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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