HairOnFire Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Currently showing on the NFLNetwork is "Pro Football in Ohio - The History of the Cleveland Browns and the Cincinnati Bengals". As I write this I've seen about 2/3 of the program and would like to offer this warning. This is the cinematic equivalent of a kick to the nads...endlessly repeated....complete with a canned laughtrack. We're talking almost nothing but lowlights here. In fact, it's almost like the first 20 years of the Bengal franchise didn't exist. Just the lost decade, stories about socks and towels, and video of Klingler and Akili doing their thing. Frerrotten throwing the left handed interception. Kitna saying dang over and over again. Granted, the Browns franchise fares no better, but screw dem guys. This sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ox Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Umm yes that is EXACTLY what this show was, a kick in the nads. Good fricken grief.The only saving grace was the "Sam Wyche: In their Own Words" that came on afterwards. Some good stuff in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 I can't waitI can't waitII canII can't I can't waitwait can't wait't wait can't wI can't waitwaarytrtretreicanyyyterghtshaitI love having my nads kicked I'm going to wake up my six year old right night, I mean now...see if he's willing...anyone want DVD copies...The NFL football in Ohio that is...I'll videotape Solomon kicking me in the nads for freeeeeeeeeee!!!I'm drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 And they had a nice interview with Rudi Johnson on Total Access prior to the nad kicking festival. Tons of respect on display for the nuevo Bengals. Then, just as I was really getting comfortable after another day at work....I stumble into the NFL Films version of Bungle-fest. Oh well, nothing like a reality check just when things are starting to turn around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'm drunk It's starting to worry me that you're the only minister I've ever liked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Orange Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Thanks, Hair...I'm going on ebay and seeing if I can get my Paypal to bounce a check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 Currently showing on the NFLNetwork is "Pro Football in Ohio - The History of the Cleveland Browns and the Cincinnati Bengals". As I write this I've seen about 2/3 of the program and would like to offer this warning. This is the cinematic equivalent of a kick to the nads...endlessly repeated....complete with a canned laughtrack. Clearly another case of left-wing media bias... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schweinhart Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 "The Bengals may have went to Hell but at least they didn't go to Baltimore." Hobson's eulogy on misguided loyalty and Trumpy's jab at nepotistic retardation are kicks in the nads that are hard to forget because the lost decade just didn't have to happen that way if Mikey had sprouted any resemblance of a clue.Gotta say the Sam Wyche bit gave back some air, especially the 61-7 insult to injury vs. Glanville and Sam's highlight reel of antics.And Rudi did sound much more together on Total Access than he did on the Hot Seat a while back. Not quite sure about his hat, though. Robert Griffith called it "pimp casual" but that was kind IMO. It looked more like Inspector Clousseau solves a safari mystery Still was good to see how genuinely excited he is for the season to start....and it will, won't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted July 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 And Rudi did sound much more together on Total Access than he did on the Hot Seat a while back. Not quite sure about his hat, though. Robert Griffith called it "pimp casual" but that was kind IMO. It looked more like Inspector Clousseau solves a safari mystery Rudi does like his hats, doesn't he? In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him interviewed without one. That said, I liked the pimp casual look when compared to the jock-with-a-hat-on-backward style he's always used in the past. Very crunky, said the white boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who? Posted July 13, 2005 Report Share Posted July 13, 2005 "Pimp casual", niiicceeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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