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Sure nicknames are fun, but to challenge the title of the post a bit... why do we need one?

What was the nickname of the Ravens defense that single-handedly won the superbowl? What was the nickname of the Bucs defense the year they won? What is the nickname for the Patriots defense now, in their last 4 dynasty-like years?

All that to say, nicknames are only good to use, but only when it is appropriate, and even some of the best ones don't have them.

So, based on last years success, I think our defense's theme song should be the meow mix jingle.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

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Sure nicknames are fun, but to challenge the title of the post a bit... why do we need one?

What was the nickname of the Ravens defense that single-handedly won the superbowl? What was the nickname of the Bucs defense the year they won? What is the nickname for the Patriots defense now, in their last 4 dynasty-like years?

All that to say, nicknames are only good to use, but only when it is appropriate, and even some of the best ones don't have them.

So, based on last years success, I think our defense's theme song should be the meow mix jingle.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

Because it's off season and we're bored?

btw I vote thundercats ;)

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How about "The Big Orange"...

Thought bubbles above readers heads

..."Man, is this guy full of himself..."

"...He doesn't think he woirks for God...he thinks he is God..."

"...He looks like he's eaten the entire defense...or at least weighs more"

"...That makes the Orange and Black Attack sound good..."

"... ..." (you know who you are)

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So, based on last years success, I think our defense's theme song should be the meow mix jingle.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"

:lol:

I love those commercials.....I'm known to sing that little song from time to time.

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I'll wait until I see what characteristics they have now. Last year I called them the "Swinging Gate With A Broken Latch!" <_<

The Tang Dynasty

Am I the only one who read this and thought it would be a good title for a porn flick??

Got it. It sucked. Literally.

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I'll wait until I see what characteristics they have now. Last year I called them the "Swinging Gate With A Broken Latch!"  <_<

The Tang Dynasty

Am I the only one who read this and thought it would be a good title for a porn flick??

Got it. It sucked. Literally.

:lol::lol:

Anyone wanna get drunk tonight?

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Anyone wanna get drunk tonight?

Does Micheal Jackson wanna babysit your 9 year old son? :o

What are you pourin'? I can't drink Southern Comfort, Yukon Jack, or Rumpleminze Snapps. Too sweet. Anything else? Make it a double on the rocks! Let's hope "ScottishBengal" shows up with some smooth 12 year old stuff! ^_^

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CLOCKWORK ORANGE

Nice ring to it but proly too thick in a different way than, say, Agent Orange might be.

All I can venture is Arsenal Orange or Five-Alarm Defense w/ very little enthusiasm. Just so long as it's not the Orange Porridge all is well :)

BTW Hair, your reject list was some of the funniest sh*t I read in a while. Good work man.

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"Please God, please let them really be better."  (The P.G.P.L.T.R.BBs)

With the idea of prayer in mind, and considering the addition of Pollack (and the ironic additions of Odell and Robinson) how about...

The Alter Boys.

Deliberately spelled that way, as in "They really altered Kyle Boller on that play. I wonder if he'll be able to play in the second half". Or maybe not.

I like Agent Orange. A couple years from now Tang Dynasty would be cool too.

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