The Big Orange Posted June 21, 2005 Report Posted June 21, 2005 I was going to start one the other day talking about how the Bengals have gained in company value at a click of about 10 million per year ($160 to date) for the last 4 years...which is pretty good considering we haven't had a winning record since when...I know...I'm sorry...sore subject.And then there was the one I almost started about how different fantasy magazines were rating our players...Aren't you glad I showed some restraint...I was bored before I ever hit the "post" button... Quote
HairOnFire Posted June 21, 2005 Report Posted June 21, 2005 I was bored before I ever hit the "post" button... Threads that never made it? "Orange Crunk, or the day HairOnFire nicknamed the Bengals defense and every player on the roster." "Nipples, pink or brown? Which one is more likely to give you cancer?" "Chris Perry, huge draft bust or a simple waste of time?" "Drying your blanket no matter how wet it may be, or how HairOnFire explains to JoiseyCat how to survive being a modern Bengal fan." "Bending the Wife over a Chair, or how HairOnFire learned to marry and live with a diehard Cleveland Brown fan who knows absolutely nothing about football." "You won't believe this, but a message board moderator named Cicero just offered to tounge out my starfish!" - A short history of sports message board posting, Years 2002 thru 2004." "Take your wrist watch off for a second. Set it down carefully. Now smell your wrist where the watch was. What's that smell like? Horrible, right? Oddly metallic, sharp to the nose, and a scent that seems more than a little bit spoiled, right? So when you add it all up does it smell like Chris Perry?" (This one was going to be my first attempt at a poll.) More to come. Quote
skyline Posted June 21, 2005 Report Posted June 21, 2005 "Top Ten Reasons Corey Dillon will remain a Bengal until he retires..." Quote
BengalByTheBay Posted June 21, 2005 Report Posted June 21, 2005 Ex-Bengal's wives favorite recipes:1. Corey Dillon cornbread;2. Big Daddy's meatless chili;3. Kenny Anderson's coffecake. Quote
The Big Orange Posted June 21, 2005 Author Report Posted June 21, 2005 Another bad thread...Much needed items from the Bengals Pro Shop:(examples)Tiger stripe g-string (or as I like to say...stinky string)Coaches swimsuit calender"Working out with Shayne Graham"-lifting rotations sheets(just to keep the fumes going) A "Mike Brown Sucks" t-shirt with the words "Mike Brwon" crossed out and "Corey Dillon" written in Quote
BengalByTheBay Posted June 22, 2005 Report Posted June 22, 2005 Coaches swimsuit calender Credit where credit is due.....classic! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted June 22, 2005 Report Posted June 22, 2005 (just to keep the fumes going) A "Mike Brown Sucks" t-shirt with the words "Mike Brwon" crossed out and "Corey Dillon" written in. How about DillonDatesDudes.com?Wait a sec. I think that's a thread that would make it! My apologies to "Pushy!" Feel free to get even with me. Just make the guy you put in the pic with me better looking than Corey! Quote
Ox Posted June 23, 2005 Report Posted June 23, 2005 How about, "How I spent my NFL offseason fat, drunk and stupid."Pretty much the story of my life. Quote
The Big Orange Posted June 23, 2005 Author Report Posted June 23, 2005 Just the offseason, huh? I'm on my 243rd strait month...that takes me back to when I was 15 and discovered I could order Domino's on my parents credit card without them around.As far as another bad thread...Articles on bengals.com which I could absolutely care less about......can I get about 4 more 240 word articles on another fundraiser of a certain player...I'd rather know what he's eating for dinnerI'm hungry. Quote
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