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Are you spamming?

**sniff-sniff** <_< Hmmm. Smells like spamming.

**blink-blink** :blink: 1st post ever, and it's an "offer?" Looks like spamming.

**think-think** :huh: Posted at 1:00 am. "NJG" has not yet returned to forum to respond to inquiry from moderator...

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SPAM ALERT! SPAM ALERT!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

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Obligatory... :wacko:

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

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