bengalskyspy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Posted May 20, 2005 If it does not alliterate, you must obliterate! Bengals Brick Wall is something like the old steel curtain, but better cuz it allidterates and has a theme song! Quote
HairOnFire Posted May 20, 2005 Report Posted May 20, 2005 but pretty soon we're going to have to think of a worthy nickname for this bunchHair - That certainly is worth a new posting . . . I can't imagine what this group will come up with . . . my first vote might be for "The Wrecking Crew" Good nicknames evolve over time or burst spontaniously upon the landscape in response to a popular song or some other pop culture event. Frankly, nothing jumps out at me at the moment and the current defense still has too many flaws to inspire much creativity. But in time something appropriately crunkish will emerge from the demented minds of fans or from the locker room. Until it does maybe we should start an official Bengalzone player nickname thread that lists every nickname we've ever heard for each player....including ones they're actually called as well as goofy classics like K2, Pootie Tang and Two-Carry Perry. Those players who lack suitable handles could then be assigned them National Lampoon style. (Pinto, Flounder, BettyPam, etc.) Anybody up for some inspired stupidity? Quote
The Big Orange Posted May 20, 2005 Author Report Posted May 20, 2005 You know these things don't take long to catch on. A few great weeks of run stuffing and a few shirtless fat guys in the stands with big posters with a brick background and Bengals Brick Wall (one word per poster), get some girl to make out with the announcer guy and have her request that he play the song...and boom, you have a defensive nickname. I know a girl who owes me a favor... Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted May 20, 2005 Report Posted May 20, 2005 Anybody up for some inspired stupidity?Me. 24-7! BTW 2 Carry Perry is by far the best! I know a girl who owes me a favor...I can't help myself...I must know why! If it's not clean enough to say here , just PM me! Quote
The Big Orange Posted May 20, 2005 Author Report Posted May 20, 2005 If you must know, she collects lipo suction fat and I gave her a gallon of mine. No biggie, I still have 8 gallons in the freezer. So she said if I ever needed a favor to call her up... Quote
DesperateDerelict Posted May 20, 2005 Report Posted May 20, 2005 maybe we should start an official Bengalzone player nickname thread that lists every nickname we've ever heard for each player....including ones they're actually called as well as goofy classics like K2, Pootie Tang and Two-Carry Perry. Anybody up for some inspired stupidity?Sure . . . Justin "Time 2 miss" Smith, "Mon Dieu!" Williams, and Levi "s - Comin'" Jones Quote
Bobcat Bengal Posted May 20, 2005 Report Posted May 20, 2005 If you must know, she collects lipo suction fat and I gave her a gallon of mine. No biggie, I still have 8 gallons in the freezer. So she said if I ever needed a favor to call her up... Quote
Kirkendall Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 I know a girl who owes me a favor...I can't help myself...I must know why! If it's not clean enough to say here , just PM me! Quote
HairOnFire Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Anybody up for some inspired stupidity? Sure . . . Justin "Time 2 miss" Smith, "Mon Dieu!" Williams, and Levi "s - Comin'" Jones Quote
HoosierCat Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 I'm a strong Justin Smith fan, but if I was a hater I think I could come up with a better derogatory nickname pretty quickly. In fact, with a tip o' the cap towards his drunk driving arrest how about....Bust-wieser? Justin Smithwicks.(it's not like he can't afford good beer... ) Quote
HairOnFire Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 True enough, but what brew company logo does he have tatooed on his bicep? Quote
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