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I found this hilarious:

For any NFL team out there that is wondering what the city of Philadelphia would take in exchange for Freddie "Hollywood" Mitchell, let me make a few suggestions to get the brain juices flowing.

2 Tickets to Elmo and Friends on Ice. A parking pass would also really make this tempting for Andy Reid.

10lbs of Hickory Farms Savory Sausage.

1979 Volkswagen Rabbit (prefer white, but willing to accept red).

Subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club (1 year minimum).

$50 Chickie's and Pete's certificate.

Dave Spadaro's home phone number.

Couple of 40-yard line tickets for a Temple football game.

Lunch with Urkel.

3 bags of top soil.

People's Champ belts for Jeffrey Lurie and his entire family

They would rather have 40-yard line tickets to a Temple game than Freddie Mitchell :lol::lol::lol:

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