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Micheal Jackson A Bengalszone member!?!


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Of course he's incognito here, going under the member name of HairOnFire! Pretty tricky, but not too tricky for me to figure out! :lol:


...sorry guy's. It's Monday, and I'm bored. And my apologies to Mr. OnFire if you're indeed not this MJ: mjfrog.jpg


this MJ:bette3.gif

or even this MJ:jackson.jpg

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A little too much of the happy-spirit herb, eh Bill?

More like detoxing from the weekend I reckon! :rolleyes:

Since we're lampooning ol' MJ here, I may as well throw these in too:

"According to a Gallup poll, 17% of those asked still have a favorable opinion of Michael Jackson. That may not sound like much, but it's still more than any of the Democratic candidates running for president." —Jay Leno

The saddest part of this Michael Jackson scandal is that all of this could have been avoided if he just stuck to grabbing his own crotch." —Craig Kilborn

"Michael says he is going to fight these charges tooth and nail — because those are the only real body parts he has left." —Jay Leno

" I guess they got Michael on that new law — 3 tykes and you're out." —Jay Leno

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this

afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.

"Earlier today, police raided the Neverland ranch. Michael Jackson was so upset he dangled himself over a balcony." —Craig Kilborn

Michael Jackson surrendered to police and they fingerprinted him, "Afterwards police said Jackson's fingers looked black for the first time in fifteen years."

It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.

A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".

Did you hear? The French don't believe Michael Jackson had plastic surgery on his nose. They want more evidence!

So Michael Jackson held his kid out above a crowd from the fire escape....

"What was he trying to do?!" "One-up Eric Clapton."

After Michael Jackson's wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex.

She replied " For crissakes, let the little bastard start walking first !!!!! "

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?

A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

How doe MJ pick his nose?

With a catalog.

What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?

One's white, made from plastic, and harmful to children, the other you carry your groceries in.

How do we know MJ is guilty?

Because he's been fingered by several children.

How do you know when it's bedtime at Neverland?

When the big hand is on the little hand.

What is MJ's new book called?

The Ins & Outs of Child Rearing.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

A. Got 2 fives for a 10?

Why does MJ want to be a jockey?

Because he heard they ride 3 year olds.

What's the hardest stain to get out of little boy's underpants?

MJ's make-up.

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