FonzieDog Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Here's a funny article about Ray Lewis' pre-game dancing. It's from a sports comedy site somewhat like the onion. God I hate his dancing!http://sportspickle.com/features/2004-0908-lewis.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjjeep90 Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 That is pretty darn funny. Thanks for posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis is ecstatic to be just days away from the first game of the 2004 NFL regular season, a game in which he plans to debut the most homoerotic pre-game dance routine yet of his illustrious career.Wow. This takes guts!!Well I believe the Ravens #52's reasoning is obvious here people! Ray aware he's going to be out there in full view of the Browns QB Jeff Garcia for a good part of the game, and I'm pretty sure that Mr. Lewis has heard the rumors as to Jeff's alleged affinity for "pole smokin'", "getting mud on the helmet," however you prefer to allude to gay sex. I suggest that Ray is intentionally trying to pull the ultimate distraction on the Browns "light in the loafers" QB by driving him mad with MAN LUST!! If only Richard Simmons could advise with a few cutsie-pie pieces of foo-foo choreography, I'm sure you won't see Garcia complete a pass all day long!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 I can't wait until week 3. Better make sure Palmer has enough Depends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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