Simple solutions

[BengalszoneBilly]

Chad can't do a meltdown, that would hurt his ratings on his "reality" show.

[HairOnFire]

Chad can't do a meltdown, that would hurt his ratings on his "reality" show.

Does anyone actually rate programs on the Versus network? I doubt it.

That said, the fact that almost nobody actually watches the TOcho Show makes it a near perfect choice for Meltdown Ground Zero.

In fact, you can almost feel it coming already, and we've still got months and months to go. So I ask myself what are the odds that the most unprofessional player on the planet can keep himself restrained for months if he continues to catch the media and fan heat he's getting now?

My money is on meltdown. In fact, I'm all in.

Besides, Chad has often proven himself to be equal parts genius and idiot....sometimes simultaneously. So at some point during the finger pointing he's going to figure out that a meltdown is his best ticket out of town and into free agency, and with a 3.5 million dollar parting gift to boot. Without a meltdown he's likely looking at another season in stripes...especially if he can pad his crap stats in the remaining games. Because Mike Brown will almost certainly pay 6 million bucks for another season of Ocho rather than paying 3.5 million to be rid of him.

So there it is. Without the much needed meltdown each of us, from fans to players to coaches, are all doomed to yet another season of clownshoes. And how sad is it to think that the first official act of the new head coaches regime will be fitting him for the clown shoes he'll be wearing?

Sadly, I am forced to conclude that our possible salvation now rests upon Chad's willingness to meltdown for profit and individual gain. Happily, we know from experience he's more than willing to do just that....having admittedly tanked the entire 2008 season in a failed attempt to douche his way off the team and into a new contract.

And history always repeats itself. Always.

I'm tellin' ya.....Chad is our Prometheus, bringing fire down from the heavens to humanity below and forcing Mike "Zeus" Brown into violent action.

Meltdown, my hero. Burn it ALL down.

packs bong/can't find lighter/cries

[volcom69]

Heres a couple simple solutions for this team:

Carson stop throwing into double coverage when you have 2 wide open recievers underneath that can get you the first down. Anybody wonder if it wasnt Chad or TO out there Carson would look at everybody, not just the divas?? I mean a Wide open Gresham, and he throws to Chad who is double covered!

Why did they draft a TE if they are not going to use him? I dont think theres a LB out there who is going to cover him. Why not send Gresham up the middle or let him go deep for some passes. Dont be stupid use the TE more often, who seems to open alot

Stop throwing on 3rd and 1 and 3rd and 2 its just stupid now. Leave Benson in and pound the rock, hell bring in your jumbo package and pick up that yard. Im so tired of these stupid shotgun on short down passes. Start throwing more on first down, throw short passes, that way 2nd down is not so long??? Use your head Brat!

How about defense, stop playing so vanalla and play aggressive Zim. Use blitzes your front 4 sucks, so start using stunts, and exotic blitz, hell blitz the saftey and CB. Play the young guys now, its time to see what you got with them.

Please start Brandon Johnson, anybody notice when he is in there the defense actully looks much better? He can blitz and he can cover, just because he is not making all this money like everyone else, you would think Mavin would see this