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Armageddon Savers? Why not? Sort of the confectionery opposite of Life Savers.

Available in four fatal flavors! Purple Plague Grape! Pestilence Peach! Spearmint War Wafers. And, of course, Delectable, Delicious, Decadent Triple Chocolate Death!!!

Here, have a roll. They're to die for!

(Armageddon SaversTM are made by the Hellshy Candy Co., Hellshy, Pa. Not affiliated with God, Christianity, the Bible, or those guys on late-nite cable TV programs. All rights reserved.)

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